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[divaricate]

[ Greetings, imPorts. Like everyone else who was transported to that other place, Wanda looks Really Done after THAT shitshow. ]

Just so we're clear? If anyone says 'wow haha we deserve a nice and chill spa weekend swear-in for all the shit we put up with', after the last several weeks here? So help me god, I will come to you and hex your mouth shut.

[ Someway, somehow. ]

Don't even tempt fate. [ A beat, then: ] Ha.

[ She's definitely said things like that before regarding imPorts needing a break, but N E V E R A G A I N. Not after being in a hellworld mere days after a supposedly relaxing swear in. Nope, nope, and extra nope. ]

PSA, over.

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[iminthebook]

A-fucking-men

[ Have a tired-still Harry leaning on his teacher office desk at H.O.P.E., still playing catch up on grading and classes. ]

[divaricate]

Yeah. If shit's going to happen anyway, I don't think we need to give it any extra help on ideas.

[iminthebook]

Lets never say things are going well again. It's always a bad idea. [ There are stacks of paper across his desk that need seeing to, and he is ignoring them all in favor of smiling at her. ]

[divaricate]

A good second to just hibernating forever since we can't have that. [ She smiles back. ]

On another note, how's that stack of papers? [ She teases slightly. ]

[iminthebook]

Exactly. We should get moving on checking out available properties to find the right one for us.

[ He sighs as he looks down at the papers. ]

Ugh. Two weeks worth of paperwork to catch up on. I am moving slowly, at this point.

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[onthe_threshold]

...you okay, lady?

[divaricate]

[ all deadpan: ]

I haven't been okay since the year nineteen eighty-nine.

[ guess her birth year. go ahead, just guess. ]

Why?

[ she tries for a fake innocent look. ]

[onthe_threshold]

Okay, sarcasm. Got it.

Is the whole alternate universe thing your fault?

[divaricate]

Not this time. [ She knows about her alternate universe's self and that Wanda's habit of reality bending to the extreme. ] And I'm also not as good at turning reality inside out as an alternate universe counterpart of myself is, so there's that.

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[germhating_hypochondriac]

Did you miss the last spa thing for imports? That place sucked. It wasn't as fucked up as the other world/universe/whatever the fuck that place was. But the spa wasn't chill or nice either. Everything broke and they made us all go outside for a false alarm.

[divaricate]

Nope, I was there. Which was part of my point, 'cause, you know, even that didn't go as probably planned.

[germhating_hypochondriac]

You'd trust them to do a spa again?

[divaricate]

No; I'm really jaded by this point, honestly. Next month, I will have been here for four years, so I'm just giving everyone else, especially newer imports, a PSA about tempting fate and karma here.

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[helpdesk_hero]

I have long since given up on the idea of a lack of chaos in life.

[divaricate]

Ha, yeah. Probably the smart, less sanity-draining, option.

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh, chaos is its own provoker of loss of sanity, Wanda. But really, I feel if one wants a spa weekend, do it ABSOLUTELY without it being a wide spread things. because then things are GUARANTEED to go wrong.

[divaricate]

If that isn't a statement that needs to be put on a billboard or on flyers, I don't know what is. Yep, that pretty much sums it up.

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[privatepurchases]

whats a spa

[Someone is very, very drunk]

[divaricate]

[ honestly, a whole ass mood. ]

facials, massages, saunas, etc etc etc. a treat for your body.

[privatepurchases]

[Wait.]

People who obey your every whim

they light candles and play soft music and u can fall asleep

[wow. hm]

memories are coming back

[divaricate]

good ones?

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[measuringdicks]

I think we deserve a nice and chill spa weekend Swear-In for all the shit we put up with. [And he just gives the woman a big, shit-eating grin.] I'm sure nothing'll go horribly wrong.

[divaricate]

You really like playing with fire, don't you? [ Younger people get a pass on this one to her, ok. So, a hint of a half smile, teasing, shows on her lips. ]

[measuringdicks]

Honestly I’m pretty sure it’s gonna go to shit anyway, [he says, shrugging,] but it’s not gonna be because we went to a fucking spa.

The spa was actually pretty shitty too, anyway. Although the fish were pretty cool.

[divaricate]

I guess I'll give you sixty percent agreement there; things go to shit here a lot regardless. The fish were neat.