[Anonymous Text Inquiry]

[dauntless_son]

I need to know about Kylo Ren.

Comments

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[plentystrong]

annoying guy who doesn't know how to get out of the way

[anon]

[dauntless_son]

that's it?

[plentystrong]

yeah i only met him once

anonymous; text;

[timestones]

Pretty sure he has a fanclub you could join and they'd have you covered.

[anon]

[dauntless_son]

[Fuck you too Strange.]

I'm not the fanclub type

[timestones]

Maybe you need to ask different questions if you want different answers.

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[dragony]

What about him?

[dauntless_son]

what's he like when he isn't trying to kill things

[dragony]

Well aren't you ungrateful.

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[mofi]

why

[anon]

[dauntless_son]

rather powerful, don't you think?

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[forcelight]

Right, who's asking and why?

[anon]

[dauntless_son]

sort of defeats the purpose of doing this anonymously, doesn't it?

I have concerns.

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[articulations]

[ MMMMMM........... ]

and once you have that information, what do you plan on doing with it?

[anon]

[dauntless_son]

I'm not interested in hurting anyone if that's your concern.

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[pidgewidgeon]

I'd ask Luke Skywalker, they're from different times but the same universe.

Otherwise all I can say is that he comes off as a bit of a dick over the comms. I've never really dealt with him though.

[anon]

[dauntless_son]

thanks for the tip

Text; not anonymous on his end

[heliophilic]

He's an interesting goth weirdo.

Why?

[anon]

[dauntless_son]

because I want to know more about him

What about him is interesting?

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[girlybruiser]

Is there a reason you can't ask him?

[anon]

[dauntless_son]

I doubt we'll be sitting down for a conversation any time soon.

Private

[flightforfreedom]

I can tell you anything you want about Kylo Ren.

Who are you?

[private, still anon]

[dauntless_son]

there is a purpose in being anonymous

[adamantlyardent]

If we're being honest here, you putting that thought and energy out into the world should be enough for him to stalk into your daily life like some kind of fell shadow. I'll gladly tell you now that you're better off not asking at all, because it'll just lead you down a road of troubles.
Spare yourself. Really.

[anon]

[dauntless_son]

We're past that point. There's no looking away now.