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[The video starts abruptly, but it's definitely not Artemis's voice that comes through. It's Wally West, and he's giggling to himself like he's the funniest motherfucker he's ever met.

The view opens up on the popular Florida waterpark, Wet N' Wild. The video is a little shaky, and Wally's voice is muted like he's trying to keep quiet and hidden.

Also, his Artemis impression is terrible.]

Hey, like, this is Artemis and odds are I probably hate you and think you're pathetic.

Ugggh god, why do I have friends who want to take me places, it's such a pain. Stupid water park. Stupid friends. Stupid everybody, how am I supposed to brood about all the bad things going on out in the sun like this?

[The shot pans to a wickedlooking ride.]

Ugh gross that looks so awesome.

[END VIDEO]

[NEW VIDEO]

[Video's on again, this time overlooking the wave pool. That is also...definitely not Artemis's voice.]

Hour two in Artemis's video diary. I really hate how much fun I'm having. It's like I'm being forced to enjoy myself or something. I guess I'm getting used to it though, mostly because there's so much eye candy out here that I want to jump.

[Cue attractive boys at twelve o'clock.]

I mean, they're no Wally West but I've gotta make do. My raging girlmones are just coursing through me, I gotta grab me a hot piece of man meat and get biblical before I have a rage induced aneurysm.

[END VIDEO]

[CAPTIONED PHOTO]

buTT!!!1!

[NEW VIDEO]

Been here about five hours, still not laid, significantly more tan.

[Now they're in front of the slide.]

Apparently some guys don't like it when you walk right up and slap them on the ass, which is weird, right? Ugh, that's just how I do things though, that's just so me

[Interspersed are shots of Robin, Superboy and M'gann enjoying themselves in their beach wear.]

Ugh look at these losers, they're so dumb, I refuse to admit that I love them from the bottom of my girlish heart

[Aaand there's the elusive Artemis. She doesn't look happy. There's a tense second where Wally wonders if he's going to die, and then the video cuts off abruptly. At least he managed to post everything?]

[END VIDEO]

[NEW VIDEO]

[It seems as though there is a bit of a scuffle going on and the camera has been turned on accidentally. The picture is upside and blurry as the comm is moving too quickly for the camera to focus, Blair Witch style. The microphone is muffled, but Wally’s yelping is easily audible as is Artemis’s harsh, angry voice, though some of the words are lost. It's probably for the best.]

—MY comm?! If you—

—ally, I swear, I will—

—in the HEAD!

[The comm clatters to the ground and the image goes dark.]

[END VIDEO]

[NEW VIDEO]

[This time it is definitely Artemis, as the camera is full on her face. A wet strand of long blond hair has fallen out of her ponytail, and she’s wearing a bathing suit. She's even picked up a tan. All in all, she looks like someone who has been having a nice time at the water park with her friends.

Her expression tells a different story. Her expression says that she just watched all the videos "she" posted and someone is about to magically find themselves chock full of arrows.]

In case there was any confusion, that wasn’t me. I don’t sound like an idiot and I don't take creepy pictures of people’s asses without them knowing. Or slap them, ew. The person responsible is being dealt with.

[Her voice drops to a dangerous growl.]

Oh, and if anyone has any last words for Wally West, now would be a good time to say them.

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Is he getting a grave marker?

Ignoring certain idiots, have you had any fun out there today?

[ She's glad to see they all got themselves out there, one way or another. Mission objective complete. ]

yeah, and I'm putting on it in big letters:

WALLY WEST.  DIED OF ASSHOLE.  MISSED BY NO ONE.  REST IN PIECES, JERKFACE.

but... yeah, otherwise it's been pretty good.  I'm guessing the tickets were from you?

[Just because she has yet to figure out that Robin (her teammate) and Dick Grayson (her schoolmate) are the same person doesn't mean she's totally oblivious.]

You'd both been interested in going before with friends. So when you came back, it seemed logical to take advantage of that.

[ Given exactly how much her porting out for a month had driven home (yet again) the ephemeral nature of people coming and going, or if they remember having been here before, opportunities didn't seem worth wasting. And it's well worth the expense - Annie could provide for her smaller wants and necessities on less than what she pulled in. ]