maskormenace | oh look, it's the Hareblazer; ota

Entry tags:

jane foster | n/a,
john constantine | con man,
lucifer morningstar | the devil,
sal the cacophony | n/a,
xue yang | jiangzai

oh look, it's the Hareblazer; ota

[Hello network, there appears to be a talking blond bunny on the screen... which sounds exactly like John Constantine. Looks a bit like him too, given the tie and the cigarette dangling from his lips.]

What the bloody hell, Zee? This is definitely not funny a second time.

[Not that it was too funny the first time either. But wait, didn't Zatanna Zatara port out a while ago? Maybe she's back, he doesn't know. Bollocks.]