oh look, it's the Hareblazer; ota

[constantdick]

[Hello network, there appears to be a talking blond bunny on the screen... which sounds exactly like John Constantine. Looks a bit like him too, given the tie and the cigarette dangling from his lips.]

What the bloody hell, Zee? This is definitely not funny a second time.

[Not that it was too funny the first time either. But wait, didn't Zatanna Zatara port out a while ago? Maybe she's back, he doesn't know. Bollocks.]

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oooh!

[bifroster]

[GASP]

You take that back! Star Trek is amazing!

[constantdick]

Oi, all trekkies to the left please.

[Never mind that the expression usually refers to haters and he's the one doing the hating here.]

[bifroster]

[She scowls.]

Let me guess. You think Star Wars is good science fiction.

[constantdick]

You don't need science fiction when you live in a world like mine, luv.

[bifroster]

[And that catches her interest, her tone changing from angry to curious like flipping a switch.]

Yeah? What kind of world is that?

[constantdick]

Oh, you know... magic, demons, time travel, and other things of that sort.

[bifroster]

No. Way.

Do you have any proof of time travel? How does that work? How do you tell the difference between stage magic and real magic, or is it actually real magic and they just make it look fake, because, you know, magic?

[constantdick]

[Yeah no, he's not answering all those bloody questions, sorry kid.]

Woah, look at the time. It would appear I'm late for a very important date. Nice chatting with you! Bye now.

[bifroster]

What? Hey, wait!

[And when he hangs up, ]

Aww.