oh look, it's the Hareblazer; ota

[constantdick]

[Hello network, there appears to be a talking blond bunny on the screen... which sounds exactly like John Constantine. Looks a bit like him too, given the tie and the cigarette dangling from his lips.]

What the bloody hell, Zee? This is definitely not funny a second time.

[Not that it was too funny the first time either. But wait, didn't Zatanna Zatara port out a while ago? Maybe she's back, he doesn't know. Bollocks.]

Comments

[thecacophony]

My memory's a little hazy, but I remember some woman trying to talk to me when I was in your predicament. Said something about a wooden staff. Splinters?

Not that I gave a shit at the time, but what does that ex of yours look like? Red hair, pointy ears, something like that?

[constantdick]

So then, some kind of dark magic wizard's staff, going amok? Fun times.

Nah, long black hair, tends to wear top hats and fishnet stockings a lot.