oh look, it's the Hareblazer; ota

[constantdick]

[Hello network, there appears to be a talking blond bunny on the screen... which sounds exactly like John Constantine. Looks a bit like him too, given the tie and the cigarette dangling from his lips.]

What the bloody hell, Zee? This is definitely not funny a second time.

[Not that it was too funny the first time either. But wait, didn't Zatanna Zatara port out a while ago? Maybe she's back, he doesn't know. Bollocks.]

Comments

[constantdick]

Oh yeah mate, the place 'as been overrun with bloody monsters on occasion. You couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting a belligerent goddess for a while there as well.

[xue_yang]

Monsters I could handle. At least those are similar to what I would be dealing with on my world. Goddesses..would be new though.

[constantdick]

Far as I know, the goddesses are gone now, so you're good, mate.

[xue_yang]

How bad were they to deal with?

[constantdick]

You ever hear of the Fates? They were the goddesses that determined human destinies, in particular the span of a person’s life and their allotment of misery and suffering. Not what you'd call the fun sort of deities.

[xue_yang]

Doesn't sound like someone you would want to encounter in a back alley.