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[helpdesk_hero]

[Remember that dude that was rambling only a few weeks ago about doing stuff for young imPorts? Do you recognize his face enough to recognize him in the eleven year old who has stolen a hoodie from a housemate. Which has its hood pulled up. Which mostly, but doesn't completely, hide the pale yellow feathers over the top of his head. No, he will not be talking about those, thanks.]

So, when I said I wanted to help young imPorts, this wasn't what I meant.

Does, uh, anyone have a step-stool for a kitchen? Or who is willing to run out and get one for me? I need to make dinner but I am having issues reaching some of the pantry like this.

[He holds the camera a bit further away so he can be seen in relation to the counter in the kitchen. He wasn't a TALL eleven year old, okay? His growth spurt was when he was fourteen and right now he's only about four and a half feet and there are some annoyances here.]

And don't make any jokes. I may be in a kid's body, but I'm still capable of getting pay back.

Also, does anyone know what the FUCK is going on?

[Please don't lecture him for his language.]

I just want to make pasta primavera for dinner.

[And he definitely has that bit of whining that pre-teens get when they're told to do something they don't want to do.]

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[kid_flash_found]

You have no room to talk.

[Bart is holding up a standard ruler and still not measuring up.]

[helpdesk_hero]

Bart... are you a monkey?

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[besainted]

[ with so much dismay: ] Hm. This is the worst one yet.

[kid_flash_found]

No, I'm a freaking pomeranian.

[He's a bit miffed.]

Yes. Because apparently the multiverse thinks this is funny. I've lost track of the times, although I'm usually bigger.

[goldtoxicity]

[ loud, raucous laughter. ]

That's why you wanted my hoodie!?

[helpdesk_hero]

[Excuse him while he pulls the hood further down around his head. Because Damian is SO going to laugh over the feathers.]

Can we, like, just pretend that you can't see this video? Please? Because I think I'm going to die from embarrassment at you seeing me like this. Which is ACTUALLY worse than how Josh is treating me.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, you've got it worse. I'm sorry. I'm just... This is not something I was prepared for. In either of our cases.

[helpdesk_hero]

You're a terrible person right now, Gold Dust.

[goldtoxicity]

I gave you my hoodie, I'm a saint.

[kid_flash_found]

At least we both still have opposable thumbs?

[helpdesk_hero]

Dude, I will put you on dinner duty for a WEEK.

[helpdesk_hero]

I... suppose that's something. Are you going to be okay? Is Kon around to help?

[kid_flash_found]

Yeah, he's a good bro like that. But you realize how many everyday things are almost as heavy as I am at this size, right?

[Things like food containers, dishes, etc. It's humiliating.]

[helpdesk_hero]

I can definitely do the math on that. If I was there I'd make sure there was plenty of fresh fruit around for you.

Do you know what species you are? I'm not familiar with primates really.

[kid_flash_found]

If I'm allowed to resort to the internet, I'd put my money on a golden lion tamarin, and they're apparently omnivores. But getting husbandry information might be harder.

Either way, it probably means I can't join you for Italian cuisine.

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[governorkang]

My guess is someone screwed with something they shouldn't have, as usual. Most likely magical. The effects seem random, though I have noticed quite a few age changes.

[That's... a very female face and voice, though he's still recognizable by his distinctive accent.]

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't know any zoologists to help with getting the right diet for that. Should I do research? Not much else I can do. No way I'm leaving the house right now.

[helpdesk_hero]

[Not that David has interacted with him much, but yeah, he's seen the guy around on the internet.]

Yeah. You're probably not wrong. Magic seems to be the easy answer to this. See, THIS is why I don't like magic. It's so illogical!

[kid_flash_found]

Hopefully it won't be long enough for any real problems to show up.

Need company? At least I can vibrate through doors I can't actually open.

[helpdesk_hero]

Yeah, I do. I don't know that my boyfriend even wants anything to do with me right now.

[Is there even a safe way for Kon to get here?]

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[detectivedwloki]

Are you saying you're not actually a kid?

[This David has no memory of being older, despite some evidence littered around his house.]

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm Twenty-one. And who are you?

[Because he... looks like a few people. Dammit, Beck, why do you have to look like so many damn people?]

[kid_flash_found]

Shit happens. You did see Jane is looking for her parents, right? Poor girl, she doesn't remember anything.

[helpdesk_hero]

I've... Been busy. Promise not to laugh?

[detectivedwloki]

You don't look twenty one, man.

[There's a tense hesitation. Don't talk to strangers? But then he shrugs.]

I'm David Loki - no smart ass remarks about my name. I've heard 'em all.