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[helpdesk_hero]

[Remember that dude that was rambling only a few weeks ago about doing stuff for young imPorts? Do you recognize his face enough to recognize him in the eleven year old who has stolen a hoodie from a housemate. Which has its hood pulled up. Which mostly, but doesn't completely, hide the pale yellow feathers over the top of his head. No, he will not be talking about those, thanks.]

So, when I said I wanted to help young imPorts, this wasn't what I meant.

Does, uh, anyone have a step-stool for a kitchen? Or who is willing to run out and get one for me? I need to make dinner but I am having issues reaching some of the pantry like this.

[He holds the camera a bit further away so he can be seen in relation to the counter in the kitchen. He wasn't a TALL eleven year old, okay? His growth spurt was when he was fourteen and right now he's only about four and a half feet and there are some annoyances here.]

And don't make any jokes. I may be in a kid's body, but I'm still capable of getting pay back.

Also, does anyone know what the FUCK is going on?

[Please don't lecture him for his language.]

I just want to make pasta primavera for dinner.

[And he definitely has that bit of whining that pre-teens get when they're told to do something they don't want to do.]

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[kid_flash_found]

You have no room to talk.

[Bart is holding up a standard ruler and still not measuring up.]

[helpdesk_hero]

Bart... are you a monkey?

[kid_flash_found]

No, I'm a freaking pomeranian.

[He's a bit miffed.]

Yes. Because apparently the multiverse thinks this is funny. I've lost track of the times, although I'm usually bigger.

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[besainted]

[ with so much dismay: ] Hm. This is the worst one yet.

[helpdesk_hero]

[Excuse him while he pulls the hood further down around his head. Because Damian is SO going to laugh over the feathers.]

Can we, like, just pretend that you can't see this video? Please? Because I think I'm going to die from embarrassment at you seeing me like this. Which is ACTUALLY worse than how Josh is treating me.

[besainted]

Is your ... hair dyed? Under the hood?

[goldtoxicity]

[ loud, raucous laughter. ]

That's why you wanted my hoodie!?

[helpdesk_hero]

You're a terrible person right now, Gold Dust.

[goldtoxicity]

I gave you my hoodie, I'm a saint.

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[governorkang]

My guess is someone screwed with something they shouldn't have, as usual. Most likely magical. The effects seem random, though I have noticed quite a few age changes.

[That's... a very female face and voice, though he's still recognizable by his distinctive accent.]

[helpdesk_hero]

[Not that David has interacted with him much, but yeah, he's seen the guy around on the internet.]

Yeah. You're probably not wrong. Magic seems to be the easy answer to this. See, THIS is why I don't like magic. It's so illogical!

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[detectivedwloki]

Are you saying you're not actually a kid?

[This David has no memory of being older, despite some evidence littered around his house.]

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm Twenty-one. And who are you?

[Because he... looks like a few people. Dammit, Beck, why do you have to look like so many damn people?]

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[detail]

There was a step-stool in our kitchen. I can bring it to you if you'd like.

I think I'd rather be a kid than what I am dealing with.

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[helpdesk_hero]

Dare I ask what you're dealing with?
And there's more than just being a kid going on.

[He does not want pictures of the cockatoo crest thanks]

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[creatot]

[ Momo is younger too... Much younger. ]

Don't worry, David-san. Something like this happened about a year and a half ago. Well, something happened to change people's ages then. It seems to be a bit different this time, what with some people being turned into animals.

[helpdesk_hero]

I'm just so tired of magic going wrong. And it's not just one or the other. I've seen both.

[He is both. Ish. Hates it.]

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[threeisapattern]

idk man

nothing's happened to me yet but Derek's fur sparkles in the sunlight

[insert picture of the world's sparkliest, angriest-looking dog]

also oh my god you're so short

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[helpdesk_hero]

Please, don't remind me that I am.

[David's hand goes up as if to run over his head, but nope, he has to stop. Hood stays up.]

Sparkling isn't so bad.

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[germhating_hypochondriac]

Dude, what the fuck happened to you? Don't worry; I know how to be small. You can stand on a chair and be really careful. You gotta organize your kitchen so the stuff you use most is easiest to reach.

[helpdesk_hero]

My guess is magic. The answer is ALWAYS Magic. And usually uncomfortable for it.

[He sighs.]

Been a while since I was used to being small. But I do have enough of an understanding of physics and medicine to REALLY not want to clamber onto a chair. And my kitchen WAS organized to be easy for me to reach!

[bifroster]

I got a step stool you can borrow!

But why are you a kid? Someone use the Fountain of Youth on you?

[helpdesk_hero]

There's no such thing as a fountain of youth.

And it's magic.

[fridgeflower]

Wow, uh... [ Right. No comment? Probably best to leave it alone as much as possible. ]

So, did you get your step-stool?

[helpdesk_hero]

[Laurie, David hates this.]

Yeah, someone brought one over. YOu okay?