Talk about star-crossed lovers. I'm glad that you guys got to be together finally.

[ a pause as he tips his head back, considering. and then it hits him like a bolt of lightning. he smacks a fist into an open palm. ]

Oh, wait, dude! Laurie wrote that book. And I'm in that book and do not come off looking good - and I mean, uh, it was the worst period of my life and I sucked, so not unwarranted but... No wonder they hate me.