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[goldtoxicity]

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.

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[goldtoxicity]

Talk about star-crossed lovers. I'm glad that you guys got to be together finally.

[ a pause as he tips his head back, considering. and then it hits him like a bolt of lightning. he smacks a fist into an open palm. ]

Oh, wait, dude! Laurie wrote that book. And I'm in that book and do not come off looking good - and I mean, uh, it was the worst period of my life and I sucked, so not unwarranted but... No wonder they hate me.

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[khajidont]

Me too.

[ And -- oh, he winces at that. ]

Oh. The book. She changed your name! But I guess it's pretty obvious if you think about it for a second and have, like, the deductive reasoning that all these fans have.

[ ...he can't blame them for being unimpressed, at least. ]

Maybe over time they'll ease up on you. Figure that if Laurie's with you now, obviously things are better. [ ... ] Or maybe she'll write a sequel.

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[goldtoxicity]

[ it's deserved. really. he gives a shrug. ]

I guess you've like, made it as a superhero when people are pissed about who you're dating. That was like seventy-five percent of what we did at Xavier's, just like, gossiping about our teachers love lives...

[ though he winces. ]

I think they're counting down the days until I run off with Kavinsky or David. So, like, if I did then who could blame her for doing it?

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[khajidont]

I think those ones might be less defensive of Laurie, and want even more to see you with Kavinsky and David. That's a whole thing too.

You guys will get boring eventually, I promise. Then they'll move onto their next targets.