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[fridgeflower]

Alright. I need a guinea pig. Or multiple guinea pigs. Maybe three or so, starting out?

Must have:
- Rabid fanbase that you want off your back
- Willingness to observe and record your day-to-day interactions while sticking to outlined daily prep instructions
- Willingness to provide small DNA sample

It's nothing elaborate or dangerous or super-weird, I promise! I'm just testing personalized people-repellent.

Comments

[fridgeflower]

Great!
I think I'm going with saliva samples, so... We should meet up so that you can spit into a tube for me.

(Sounds exciting, right?)

[divaricate]

Honestly, I've done weirder things before, soooo that sounds pretty tame.

[fridgeflower]

I figured it couldn't be too tall an order for anyone who's been here long enough, donation of one's DNA aside.

I could see that not ending well in a Mad Science sense.

[divaricate]

remember that time that one group here sneakily collected people's DNA and there was clone kits (???) and other related stuff involved? good times, good times. :') I did it then too but... I trust you more than just random groups asking now. SO.

[fridgeflower]

Yeah, I mean... if evil clones were my ultimate goal, I've been pulling an AWFULLY LONG con.

[divaricate]

The longest con. Also, an evil clone of mine would probably still be less of a hot mess than me so there's that embarrassment I would have to overcome too.

[fridgeflower]

Clone Success would probably be a hard pill to swallow, yeah.

Luckily, I'm just making mildly questionable perfume, so... Huzzah?

[divaricate]

Huzzah, indeed. :D It could be worse than mildly questionable perfume, so it's probably okay. I'm going with that logic. ANYWAY, yeah, do you have an office or something I should swing by?

[fridgeflower]

Nope. Still just operating out of my apartment.

Do you need the address?

[divaricate]

yup! just let me know where/when