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[fridgeflower]

Alright. I need a guinea pig. Or multiple guinea pigs. Maybe three or so, starting out?

Must have:
- Rabid fanbase that you want off your back
- Willingness to observe and record your day-to-day interactions while sticking to outlined daily prep instructions
- Willingness to provide small DNA sample

It's nothing elaborate or dangerous or super-weird, I promise! I'm just testing personalized people-repellent.

Comments

[fridgeflower]

I said what I was up to, though!
I mean, people can just not believe me... but I don't guess I'd win anybody over who disbelieves me in general no matter what I say.

"I just need to artificially make my smells YOUR smells" doesn't sound all that promising, either.

[goldtoxicity]

look all im sayin is eau de laurie's gonna need a better tagline when it goes global

[fridgeflower]

"Your Very Own DNA Stank."

[goldtoxicity]

"Smells like Silence."

[fridgeflower]

I was being dumb, but this you went and actually made a good tagline.

If we ignore the inevitable Simon & Garfunkel parodies.

[goldtoxicity]

see i was just thinking nirvana