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[fridgeflower]

Alright. I need a guinea pig. Or multiple guinea pigs. Maybe three or so, starting out?

Must have:
- Rabid fanbase that you want off your back
- Willingness to observe and record your day-to-day interactions while sticking to outlined daily prep instructions
- Willingness to provide small DNA sample

It's nothing elaborate or dangerous or super-weird, I promise! I'm just testing personalized people-repellent.

Comments

[fridgeflower]

Yeah, being that noticeable is definitely a greater pain in the ass. If I can help make it easier without impeding you daily life, that'd be fantastic.

Were you interested in the trial run, then?

[drivesadesk]

Sure. I'll probably want to test it on a day I'm not working, just to see how things go, but I'd be up for trying it out. Maybe I could hang out on the beach all green and scaly and see what happens.

[fridgeflower]

Green, scaly, and with a ten foot radius. What could be better, right?

[drivesadesk]

I mean, I have a lot of answers to that question, but being able to have any kind of radius when I'm green and scaly on the beach will be nice.