006 | [Video]

[pacifistaggressive]

[The feed opens up with some chatty (and slightly aggressive) chirping. It isn't much longer before the video shows Metalhawk (currently in his human form) attempting to wrestle a window shut and scurry a bunch of songbirds out through it. But it seems like for every one he puts out, two more come in, trying to rest gently on his shoulders. It's...quite a scene to witness, anyway.

But after a few minutes of struggle, every bird is thrown out, slamming down the window tightly and locking it. This...this wasn't how he wanted his broadcast to start.]

I'm looking for anyone who knows how to build. I'm...I need an aviary built outside my house.

As soon as possible.


They're really getting out of hand.

[Thunk. That certainly was a sparrow  that hit the window. Cue his eyes widening in horror as he looks, seeing that it's merely shook off the blow (thankfully), and now tapping at it.]

Please. They've been getting larger and larger.

[As if on cue, two seagulls stop by to peek in.]

Comments

voice;

[pacifistaggressive]

[Problem is a bit of an understatement.]

Bumblebee, they're getting out of hand!

voice;

[taselikeabee]

...Don't you mean a little out of wing?

voice;

[pacifistaggressive]

You're hilarious.

[Tap tap tap. That's the birds. They seem a little more indignant now. As if angry attention's taken away from them.]

Can you train these creatures?

voice;

[taselikeabee]

Sorry. I talk to bees not birds.

voice;

[pacifistaggressive]

You can do both. I can't imagine many bees are conversationalists.

voice;

[taselikeabee]

...They aren't. Not really.

voice;

[pacifistaggressive]

I didn't think so. I guess not all powers are beneficial.


[Like passive bird attraction.]

voice;

[taselikeabee]

Yeah, yeah. Don't rub it in.

voice;

[pacifistaggressive]

It's alright, I know what you mean.

[At least you can...harvest honey without getting stung?]

voice;

[taselikeabee]

Do you?

voice/one sided video;

[pacifistaggressive]

[...

flips to video; Gesture to the hoard of birds accumulating outside the window.]

voice;

[taselikeabee]

So send 'em away.

voice;

[pacifistaggressive]

...

What a great idea, Bumblebee.

[The sarcasm is dripping in that sentence.]

I can't! I just spent the past fifteen minutes getting them outside the window!

voice;

[taselikeabee]

Stop getting your tail feathers in a bunch, Bird.

voice;

[pacifistaggressive]

...

You started it.

[mature.]

voice;

[taselikeabee]

Real mature.