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[diociopath]

[So hey, do we all remember this we should it only happened like an hour before this post.

Because now that the real suspect has been apprehended, the police have let Dio go, but he's clearly unhappy about the mixup.]

They thought I was a child snatcher. [A scoff.] The police apprehended me...because they thought I was a child snatcher.

[This is clearly more important than all the politics going on rn.]

And to think it was JoJo all along. This is ridiculous.

[That's almost it, but then he holds this up to the camera.]

And just what do they expect me to do with this!? One of them gave it to me in lieu of actual compensation. I don't even have a car!

[He feels like he should get a medal for not just snapping and killing everyone in the station. They only gave him the loyalty card for being a whiny baby anyway, most people would just be glad to be cleared.

Not everyone's as egotistical as Dio to think the police owe them anything, but there you go.]

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[gonfreaky]

[he should probably say sorry first but nah, later. time to be aggressively optimistic. that'll work]

Maybe it's for when you get one.

It's weird that they'd arrest you, though. You kind of fit the description but your hair isn't even the right color.

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[diociopath]

I, Dio, have no intention of getting one, so the thought is pointless.

[Fit the description though IF ONLY YOU PEOPLE KNEW.]

They were looking for a man of his height or build. Apparently that isn't common around here.

[gonfreaky]

"No intention"? That's pretty extreme. They can be useful. Are you scared of them or something?

[Oh. Hm. Remembering the video now.] I guess you are pretty big. Maybe you can't fit in one?

[why does that sound vaguely insulting]

[diociopath]

Scared? Tch. [OFFENDED TBH. Even more than the big comment.] I can't see why that was your first conclusion. They're nothing to be frightened of; I just don't need one to get around.

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[trickstar]

[Jonathan's been arrested. Dio was arrested. And somehow, Joseph is the only one who hasn't been in trouble with the law. There's only one thing he can do at a time like this.]

...

Maybe you should have expressly told them you can't drive. Then maybe they wouldn't have given you such a wash of a gift!

[on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you want to kill Joseph, dio.]

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[diociopath]

[He doesn't even dignify that with a proper response.

Just glares.]

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[trickstar]

I thought that was a pretty good one. Guess some people just don't have a good sense of humor.

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[debauchewy]

[Laughing.]

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[diociopath]

[WOW.]

It's a good thing someone finds this amusing.

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[debauchewy]

There's many reasons to be amused by this, believe me. [Smiling wide, leaning back away from the hand on his face. No makeup, hair down, and man he looks tired as all hell. You'd think being in a prison cell might help you catch up on sleep if anything.]

So they mistook you for Jojo? [How in the world... he really needs to speak to Jojo again.]

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[brushoff]

So that makes...two out of five of us in Residence 2 who got arrested? We should start a tally.

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[diociopath]

Does it really count if one of them didn't do anything?

[HE KNOWS HE'S A SHIT BUT. Really now. Falsely accused here.]

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[brushoff]

You count a little. [ he...is pure teasing. ]

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[fistofthejoestar]

[hours later, like four or five in the fucking morning, Jonathan finally stumbles home. he'd originally been scrolling through the network to take his mind off things while he got ready for bed, but after the chatter...and Gon's post...it's turned into a sort of morbid trek to see how much damage's been done.

by the time he hits Dio's post he's kind of at his limit. the cop had said they'd been booking every guy who even remotely matched his description before tracking him down, but Jonathan hadn't thought they would be this literal. christ.

he should say something, shouldn't he? apologize?? probably???

instead the deep sigh he opens off with tapers off into a loud groan, cut off by the soft whump of him just giving up and falling face first onto his bed. sorry Dio, this is the closest to an apology you're getting. he's hit his breaking point.]

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[diociopath]

[To think he'd mess up this badly. Big brother is very disappointed Jonathan.

But hey, if there's anyone he's going to extend his limited amounts of courtesy towards, it's going to be him. Dio actually doesn't respond immediately, because let's face it the guy never sleeps, so he's still awake when this comes through. Rather, he doesn't respond until morning, about 10:30am. Should be reasonable.]

At least they let you go.

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[fistofthejoestar]

[it is very reasonable, in fact. Jonathan's already gone through his requisite breakfast slaughter and cobbled together something edible out of the remains. he'd be a lot more grateful for the courtesy if he wasn't moderately certain there was a lot of judgement about to be slung his way.]

It was a misunderstanding. There was really no need for anyone to remain after we'd sorted it out.

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[gonstop]

JoJo didn't do anything. It's more like Gon's an adult snatcher.

[Seriously though.]

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[diociopath]

What exactly does that mean? You know what happened?

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[gonstop]

Mostly. I'm still waiting to hear back from my friend, but he went off with that guy to hunt ghosts and he's been skipping school that whole time. I guess they sent out an alert for it.

[He figures Gon's explaining that about now, though.] It's just a misunderstanding. Probably.

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[glampop]

[Chews bubblegum.

Chews bubblegum some more.

Blows bubble.

It is very round.

Oh. It pops. Sucks the gum back into his mouth. Chew chew.]

Sad to see that justice was nearly served.

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[diociopath]

Hoh? So sorry to disappoint; but you can't jail a man for something he hasn't done.

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[glampop]

Is child snatching really beyond you?

[acrobrat]

Jojo's a kidnapper? What the heck?

...well, at least they let you go. [Anita sighs, glancing upward as if seeking help from a higher order. Why are people in her house always getting arrested?]

[diociopath]

They tagged along and got JoJo into a spot of trouble. The police only believed him to be a kidnapper.

I was always certain he'd done nothing of the sort, since he isn't that kind of man.

[acrobrat]

I thought he'd know better than to talk to strangers.