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[lackey]

[Mike's largely been content to be a spectator on the network since his arrival, but a roommate finally brings him around. Or, well, a roommate's impressive Thanksgiving disappearing act does.]

sum srsly crazy shit goin on here. i mean its goin on all the time but its getin crazier & crazier and i dont kno. ppl r goin misin what can u even do?? thats a srs question. i mean it serious even . spelin it out. guy goes misin but not all the way misin his phone thing is still takin mesages but otherwis poof. for like a week.

cool kid i kno said call the cops . but what if cops r in on it ? u go to them and then woops ur misin 2. or mayb theres a ransum or the yotes got him. anythin is posible. its crazyvile.

sumbodys got 2 have advic. u all buyin into the super hero biz holesale. right up ur ale. shit the savin ppl stuff is cool i guess but u gotta kno ur wastin ur time w / the rest. cant do anythin bout anythin goin on. govs gonna do whatevr its gonna do ppl r gonna get screwed over.

im not tryin 2 lectur anybody tho. u do ur thing. if u werent doin ur thing i wouldnt kno who else 2 ask. id b like i dunno who else could posibly kno what 2 do. & thatd suck.

but yea hello .

if anybody wants 2 hang out thatd be cool 2. or just chat. bout anythin else. wether, sports teams, what place u should never go 2 eat at cuz theyre horible .. 4 example food poisonin waitin 2 hapen at bills burgers in de cima.

bill's a nice guy but the food no man no.

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[lurings]

[ oh my god, that spelling, she wants to cry. she has to translate this first before answering. :) bet you missed her. ]

People leave sometimes. That happens. I think you're supposed to just deal with it.

[lackey]

[Oh. Yes. Hello again. Abigail.]

but what if hes not gone gone? gov or anybody could be grabin ppl and no1 would kno if they were shh bout it? right?

[lurings]

[ hahahahhahahahhahahahhaahahahhahahahahhahaha ]

Like if he were kidnapped and held hostage? Yeah, people can tend to not notice that kind of thinf if there is a good enough excuse, whether it be the Porter or apparent murder.

[lackey]

right ok so what do i do ? if i think its sumthin wrong gone insted of u kno gone home gone?

[lurings]

idk.

[ so helpful. ]

[lackey]

would u tell ppl the guy mayb knos? i dont think anybody else thinks hes gone &.. mayb they should now? like a guy takin a few days off 2 do whatev just his things he likes to do no prob ill cover 4 him if hes a bro but

[But.]

[quantifies]

Is it English that you are trying to speak, Earth human?

[lackey]

[??? ?????? ?? Earth human?]

im typin not speakin but yea its eng

[quantifies]

You are very bad at it.

[lackey]

can u undrstand what im writin 2 u ?

[quantifies]

With great effort.

I NEED THIS CR SO BADLY

[5055034455]

Careful, pal. ~Big Brother is watching~

opens arms to this beautiful hideous cr

[lackey]

i kno i kno but i had 2 say sumthin. it was killin me man had 2 take that risk !

ill keep my head down 4 a while itll b fine.. right?

runs to

[5055034455]

Hell if I know. I disappeared for a day — still not sure what happened there TBH.

voice;

[redhairring]

My advice? If you know someone's missing, the best thing to do would be to tell people. It wouldn't be right to string them along on false hope.

[ SHE KNOWS, MIKE. ]

voice;

[lackey]

[Give him a moment to bury his face against Will's dog and groan loudly.



Okay, he's good.

With the utmost reluctance, he switches to the voice option.]

Yeah.

[Yeaaaaaah, he did the thing. The stringing people along on false hope thing. But he didn't mean to.]

Who do I tell? Just the people I know the guy knows or... other people, too?

[selfimage]

If ONLY it were were as simple as a gov intervention.

Deets on the places never to eat.

[lackey]

gov stuff is never ever simpl thats how they pull off so much shit. nobody can figure em out. theyve got secret groups insid secret groups insid other secret groups. secret weapons & plans & everythin. & theyre always lyin. tell u what they want u 2 beleve. u wont kno the truth til its 2 late.

but u kno comon info ! not sayin anythin that hasnt been said alot. nobody needs 2 come after me if theyre readin this.. & im sure sumbody is. ( hi whoevers watchin im sure u work vry hard @ ur job ur probly great )

bills burgers de cima burgers colors burgers should never b ! ive herd sum ppl have goten stuff on their burgers that should never b on burgers 2 but ppl put everythin on burgers so less they were talkin bout nails n screws or sumthin legit cant eat that would die tryin wouldnt complain bout that myself. other stuf wrong w / the food tho.

oh & theres a diner in heropa forget the street but its next 2 to a building w/ a sign that has 2 sharks on it. foods always cold. so mayb not never eat there but only there when super hungry. super hero hungry. do they get hungrier than ppl who arent super heroes u think ?

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[showtunes]

Some seriously crazy shit going on here. I mean it's going on all the time but it's getting crazier & crazier and I don't know. People are going missing, what can you even do?? That's a serious question. I mean it's serious even. Spelling it out. Guy goes missing but not all the way missing his phone thing is still taking messages but otherwise poof. For like a week.

Cool kid I know said call the cops. But what if cops are in on it? You go to them and then whoops you're missing too. Or maybe there's a ransom or the yotes got him. Anything is possible. It's crazy-ville.

Somebody's got to have advice. You all buying into the super hero business wholesale. Right up your alley. Shit the saving people stuff is cool I guess but you have to know you're wasting your time with the rest. Can't do anything about anything going on. The government is going to do whatevr it's going to do people are going to get screwed over.

I'm not trying to lecture anybody though. You do your thing. If you weren't doing your thing I wouldn't know who else to ask. I'd be like I don't know who else could possibly know what to do. & that would suck.

But yes hello.

If anybody wants to hang out that would be cool too. Or just chat. About anything else. Weather, sports teams, what place you should never go to eat at because they're horrible. For example food poisoning waiting to happen at Bill's Burgers in De Cima.

Bill's a nice guy but the food no man no.

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[lackey]

c u read it fine!

look idk who u r but im guesin u need 2 get laid. am i right? hav u never goten any? or mayb only once a long time ago ?? i might b abl 2 help u w / that i kno sum ppl that like 2 hook up, party n have fun.

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[humanistic]

What's wrong with those burgers



[priorities.]

[goldenlegacy]

[Giorno kind of squints a little, and then taps his chin, and then decides to descend into the world of text because what the hell.]

It doesn't take an excess of effort to at least spell things properly.

Also, Parm is fairly good for Italian food. Despite the questionable name.

[runningstart]

yeah i dunno i cant really just roll with it like
i get too pissed off

like sometimes i go 'god whats the point' but then i get all mad bc im like WHO CARES WHATS THE POINT ITS WHAT I FREAKIN WANT so its cyclical right


also: dont go to a place called sauls sole food
the misspell is an indication
everything tastes like shoes

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[aggressiveapathy]

Milk cartons.

[ Video ]

[anthropophagite]

[ that writing... ]

Who went missing? It's not rare for some imPorts to be returned, sometimes only for a couple of days.