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[rathercommon]

[ This post, and all replies, come from someone called Max Goldstar. Haven't heard of him? Well, clearly you're not paying attention! Hahaha, just kidding, Kitty's managed to (with help) hack her communicator enough to set up a second identity. Which she is now using to be a little provocative.

Or...she hopes she's being provocative. And that Max Goldstar doesn't come across as being too much of an idiot to get the responses she's hoping for from people.

Here goes. ]

so today i was walking and i saw this guy trying to rob some lady
so what do you think happened?
BAM POW
not gonna try to rob ladies anymore :p

anyway though so the lady said to me after
“youre my hero, imports are here 2 save us”
& so i’m like aren’t we? you know
we’re here and we’re way stronger than anyone else
sometimes im like
“shouldnt they put us in charge”
i dunno we protect people already
why are we listening 2 people when we do so much 4 them
idk lol

anyway MAX OUT

Comments

[rathercommon]

OK BUT WHATS SO DIFFERENT ABT THE GOVT HERE

[lurings]

They're stuck in the Cold War, but they are not trying to crush the people born and raised here under the threat of force.

[rathercommon]

& who did I threaten to crush

[lurings]

[ ... ]

It wasn't meant literally.

Nevermind.

[rathercommon]

look what do people even want from the people they follow? they want to be looked after & to be safe. does it matter how those people came to power? does it matter who they are?

[lurings]

[ SCREAMS YES INTO THE NIGHT.

but no answer comes because she's busy being annoyed.

sorry "max goldstar", silent treatment 4 u. ]

[rathercommon]

[ Kitty waits for a response...and none is coming. Thaaat makes her a little bit nervous. That previous comment had been fairly un-Max Goldstar - it had been in full sentences and everything! - and so she's sort of worried she's tipped her hand. So a little bit more idiocy, to hopefully shore up any suspicions Abigail might be having... ]

HI ARE YOU THERE ITS MAX GOLDSTAR

[lurings]

[ around twenty minutes later. ]

Relax with the capslock. I'm at work and I don't feel like fighting ignorance anymore today.

[rathercommon]

[ Whew. All right. That's good. ]

IM NOT IGNORANT I JUST HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS
LIKE WHAT PEOPLE WANT FROM GOVT

[lurings]

[ omg sorry i'm trash. ]

Seriously. You can just press the arrow again and caplock will shut off.

I do not share you opinions and I'd rather not talk about it anymore. Okay?

[rathercommon]

then what do you think people want

[lurings]

Freedom.