H'ssssk ❝Dr. Dinosaur❞ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
tooscience) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
maskormenace2014-12-31 05:51 pm
tooscience) wrote in maskormenace2014-12-31 05:51 pm
Entry tags:
- † annie leonhart | n/a,
- † carl grimes | n/a,
- † franziska von karma | n/a,
- † giorno giovanna | gangstar,
- † h'ssssk | dr. dinosaur,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † jimmy mcgill | saul goodman,
- † jolyne kujo | n/a,
- † kaine parker | scarlet spider,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † mabel pines | n/a,
- † richard castle | n/a,
- † rocket raccoon | n/a,
- † wally west | kid flash
002↑ VIDEO
[BEHOLD! It's the great Dr. Dinosaur leaning up against a rather large fifties styled countdown clock! Why is he doing that? The world would probably be better off not knowing.]
Behold, mammals! I have taken your countdown clock and will not be giving it back! Your security was no match for my genius, and was utterly lacking for such an important item! Your calendar year is now ruined! I laugh at your disgusting weeping offspring! You mammals weren't even using it right!
[He laughs, which is very much like raptor cawing from Jurassic Park. Shhhh, don't mention that.]
Try and celebrate your stupid mammalian new years festivities now!
Behold, mammals! I have taken your countdown clock and will not be giving it back! Your security was no match for my genius, and was utterly lacking for such an important item! Your calendar year is now ruined! I laugh at your disgusting weeping offspring! You mammals weren't even using it right!
[He laughs, which is very much like raptor cawing from Jurassic Park. Shhhh, don't mention that.]
Try and celebrate your stupid mammalian new years festivities now!
video;
video;
video;
video;
[He's not even sure if he can be bothered to deal with you until tomorrow tbh. Stealing a clock is still a crime, but it's honestly such a petty crime he doesn't even know that it's worth suiting up for right now. This guy might be a dinosaur, but he's also not hurting or threatening anyone.]
But hey, do us a favor and once you're done "ruining" New Years' could you put that back? It'd save some time later.
video;
video;