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[tooscience]

[BEHOLD! It's the great Dr. Dinosaur leaning up against a rather large fifties styled countdown clock! Why is he doing that? The world would probably be better off not knowing.]

Behold, mammals! I have taken your countdown clock and will not be giving it back! Your security was no match for my genius, and was utterly lacking for such an important item! Your calendar year is now ruined! I laugh at your disgusting weeping offspring! You mammals weren't even using it right!

[He laughs, which is very much like raptor cawing from Jurassic Park. Shhhh, don't mention that.]

Try and celebrate your stupid mammalian new years festivities now!

Comments

[tooscience]

Instincts, which all of you mammals lack.

[lyingheart]

... Of course. So what's your instinct say about how secure your present location is?

[tooscience]

Very secure! No mammal will ever find me.

[lyingheart]

Good. Then you're not at your house, because only a mammal would do something that stupid.

[ are you at your house, dino. are you. ]

[tooscience]

Yes, only a mammal would!

[Thankfully, he's not that moronic.]

[lyingheart]

[ see, he earns some points for foresight. ]

Good. The only individual tied to the clock then will be you. Are you planning to tell the people who actually live on this world, or is this just bragging to the foreign mammals?

[tooscience]

All of your kind will know soon enough.

[lyingheart]

Yes... of course. We appreciate the head's up.