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[deathline]

[Today's network message is brought to you by one, Shiki Ryougi. It's fairly succinct and dry, just like how she usually is in person.]

Anyone use a katana or know where to get a good one? I would like to find someone I can train with to keep up my skills. No good slicing air and all. If neither of those are feasible, I'm good with practicing knife combat as long as there's a decent training ground for that.

Preferred training hours are between 5-7 PM or 10 PM to... whatever. I'll eventually go home, but I'll basically stay up as long as anyone can stand it.

oo2 ✆ (accidental) voice

[manbanchoku]

Hmm~

[That? that is the sound of Mako concentrating. Of Mako carefully thinking something over. It might be difficult to tell, given just how similar it sounds to her normal air-headed musings, but discerning ears will note the difference, and discerning, familiar ears will note that and be informed enough to be suitably alarmed.]

So...Question 3! "When you are walking at night along a road without sidewalks, you should do which of the following?" ...A. Wear or carry something white, B. Keep your back to oncoming traffic, C. Both A and B, or D. Neither A nor B.

[More thoughtful humming, and what sounds like pencil-tapping.]

Let's go with A! Mataro jumped people from behind alllll the time, and he didn't even have a car. Next one is Question 4: "Which of the following about Pedestrian deaths is—or are—correct?" There's A.  In cities, 2 out of 5 people killed in motor vehicle accidents are Pedestrians, and B. Most of the Pedestrians killed in all traffic accidents are teenagers, and C. Both A and B—again—annnnnd D. Neither A nor B. Again.

[A huff, and more pencil tapping.]

Geeze, they could make it a bit more fun!

...maybe C, this time? Well, maybe I should ask Senp—

[The feed cuts off, the wrong button hit at the right time. Again.]