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WILL YOU HELP SAVE THE WORLD?

Mask or Menace is a panfandom urban 'superhero' genre DWRP game, where heroes, villains, and everyone in between seek to survive and thrive in a world loosely parallel to our own.

Aug. 3rd, 2016

grimreaping: (REVEAL ¦ something hidden)
[personal profile] grimreaping
It seems the Porter hasn't become any more reliable in my unplanned absence. I apologize for disappearing without making proper arrangements beforehand. For those who have been brought here in the interim three months, my name is Death the Kid, and I was previously here for eighteen months.

Should anyone here now who recognizes the term "Shibusen", please contact me immediately, and if anyone has the time to help catch me up on the events of the last three months, I'd greatly appreciate it.

[ a pause, and then: ]

... How ironic, that after having been here for 18 months, I've returned in time for my eighteenth birthday.
wizzardly: (Mr. Suspicious)
[personal profile] wizzardly
This - !

[is an angry wizard, actually, in a lovely little hotel room. A wizard who is only on his second glass of wine. But he seems to be referencing the movie he's waving angrily at his communicator.

It's "The Wizard of Oz".
]

- This is terrible! An absolute mockery, is what it is! I've had so many people bringing this up, and I think to watch it for myself, and I find - I find - right, so, the wizard is a fake. Let's address that first of all, shall we? They all go on this big quest to get to the wizard, and he's fake, but how did the people not realize that in the first place, that's what I want to know.

He doesn't even have a pointy hat.

[Rincewind waves a hand.]

It's all a bad message, is what it is! Making wizards look bad! And look, the whole thing about witches being green - I mean honestly, witches are scary enough on their own without all that. That's obviously added. And the flying monkeys -

[he shudders. Never mind, not addressing those. Those were terrifying.]

But I've certainly never heard anything about them melting with a bit of water. Even trained hydrophobes don't do that. Bloody ridiculous.

The whole thing is ridiculous, is what I'm really getting at. We're supposed to believe a scarecrow which can talk and walk about is brainless? Or what about it trying to get everyone to buy that the strange man with ribbons in his hair is "a lion"? And ignoring that whole bit about how this Dorothy person could have just clicked her heels the whole time, enchanted shoes aren't what they're cracked up to be in the first place, the University can tell you. Half of her would have probably been teleported back to Kansas faster than the other half, and that would have certainly been a bloody mess. Very gruesome.

Anyway, it was hideous and I don't understand why so many of you reference it in the first place.

[two thumbs down, says newly self-appointed movie critic Rincewind; only one and a half poorly-sequined stars.]

video;

Aug. 3rd, 2016 10:42 pm
stitchwitchbitches: (STOP MUSLIN AROUND)
[personal profile] stitchwitchbitches
Yo! What's the big idea!

[Excuse the shaky-cam selfie here. Someone is still a little bit flustered being dropped off with no ceremony like this. He's yelping, in the process, and the camera can catch a glimpse of messy blonde hair and a baseball cap before he drops it.]

[... yes he is yelling after the car that dropped him off.]


-- I said, take me back!

[The camera gets a nice view of feet, sneakers -- bearing a logo reading LUCK BOY. He's still shouting at the car, and debating giving chase. But then he seems to realize he's being recorded, and pulls up the camera.]

They can't just do this, right? This is bullshit, right? [And then, as an afterthought--] And someone can hear me now, so I'm not just talking to myself!

Right?