video;

[shifting]

[there's a frazzled shapeshifter on your screens today, imPorts. He rubs a hand against his mouth and the scruff of his chin awkwardly, like he's going to make an effort to collect his thoughts - then promptly throws that plan out the window.]

Hey, uh. Sorta a specific question, but has anyone ever... lost track of a day and shown up at the Porter? With somethin' changed? Is that just - somethin' that happens on top of all the other weird shit this place does to a person?

[Video]

[sleight_of_hand]

[ The feed opens with Adachi looking like he swallowed a bug, for lack of a better way to describe it. He lets out a sigh after a moment, ducking his head down and reaching back, scratching at the back of his head. ]

So... uh... I've been unemployed for two months... heh heh...

[ Man, that sounded pathetic; Dojima would punch him if he heard him. Another sigh escaped from him, before he gave the camera a pitiful look. ]

I... have actually been thinking about where to work, and I still can't see myself as anything other than a detective. So, uh...

[ He paused, swallowing nervously. ]

H-how... d'ya start your own business around here, anyway?