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[heckblazer]

 [ There is a whole lot of shaky-cam going on and some mumbled, but still audible curses. Though the man behind the device sounds very British, and not at all high-brow, so some of the naughty words might sound comical to the American ear. Tech doesn't agree with people over 35, it seems, especially if you're a magic user, so bear with him. ]

[ After a very painful minute of shaky-cam and trying to figure out the front-facing camera, you see a blonde man with a trenchcoat and sullen expression. ]

Right.

[ His free hand wanders through his pockets and he glances around at things off-camera, taking in the sights of Heropa. ]

So, anyone mind telling me which circle of hell this is?

[ His free hand re-appears holding cigarettes and he fishes one out of the box with his teeth. ]

Literal question, by the by.

[ Video ]

[dualismum]

[ It's video time. And Sasaki is wearing a blue police uniform because he is kind of working, and on his face he is wearing Harry Potter glasses. On his desk there are chocolates, cookies and candy which he'll never eat, and there are even flower crowns; someone save this man from his fans who happen to be teenagers or old ladies. ]

Hello everyone, specially to the new arrivals. I'm Haise Sasaki. Things are probably really confusing right now, so if you have any questions, let me know. I'll try my best to answer, plus I've been here for two years. [ Sasaki is a police officer and he considers this an important part of his job. ] There are also some F.A.Q's laying around, though a bit outdated. [ he will send links to this and this ]


Anyway, I was thinking thanks to the Gala: I used to have dancing lessons long ago and - don't mock it - it was actually a lot of fun. I already have one recruit - Hi, Riku - so if anyone would like to try, why not? I'm good at Waltz, by the way. [ and he just remembered: ] Also, might as well ask, I feel like I've read most books out there, so if you have suggestions, let me know. I'm into psychological themes, but I've even read books on martial arts and those are also fun. I'm fine with most genres.


[ alright, the fun part is over! Now onto serious business ] Finally, and unrelated to the other two topics. I have... many issues with my powers. [ they aren't "power", exactly. They are biology. ] In my world, I'm not allowed to use them, only under extreme circumstances, and they aren't seen with a good light. Which is normal, I'm not complaining about that. [ they are what make Sasaki a monster, after all ] But in this place, a lot of things happen and we need to be prepared, and I was told that maybe I should start using my powers more since they are a part of me.

For that reason, I was wondering if anyone would like to train with me, using my kagune. I need to warn you, it's a violent weapon, very malleable, sturdy, sharp too, and it can pierce through most materials. If you think you can handle it, I really would like a sparring partner.

And that's all, thank you for listening.