video, ID is Squirrel Girl! - pretend this was on the 11th, shh

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[ Squirrel Girl is hanging out on top of a telephone pole, as you do when your powers involve being able to jump crazy heights and climb things with ease! The telephone pole also doubles as a quiet spot to broadcast to the network without too much background noise getting in the way.

... No, her bedroom wouldn't have worked. She's still trying to stick with this secret identity thing! ]

Okay dudes, I have a super important question for y'all.

Where can I get the best chocolate cake around here? Preferably with hazelnut or almond cream icing? Any good bakeries that you'd recommend?

Also, and I know that this one's a bit out of left field, I need some supplies for making tiny party hats. Any thoughts?

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So i'm going over to De Chima for my job in the next two days and I was kinda thinking of maybe of either switching another job or just get another part-time. I like my job at the shelter but I wanna do something different.

So is there any imPort-run businesses with any available jobs?

017 ♍ VIDEO

[glowsferatu]

[ Kanaya comes onto the video huddled close to the camera, speaking almost in a whisper. She's trying to hide something, or escape prying ears. ]

So, I know this is short notice, but I'm in a bit of a bind. It's my daughter's birthday tomorrow and I've...never really hosted a party for anyone her age before? I mean, it's only her first, and I'm still working out what exactly it is that I'm doing. She's without any friends her age to invite over, and I'm not acquainted with many other young parents to take notes from. You know, she isn't like human girls, so it's not easy to socialize her with them.

So, I don't know. If anyone would be interested in celebrating a one-year-old grub's birthday, or has ideas to pass off for what such a celebration should look like...

[ She freezes, cutting herself off as she looks off to the side. Her eyes are wide as if she's been caught in the act, but so overdramatically that it must be facetious, right? Her eyes flash back to the camera, then it tilts over to a nearby doorway, where something large and white stares up. Kanaya's daughter is a moth larva who's the size of a medium dog, for now.

She clicks at Kanaya suspiciously, but Kanaya just gives her a smile. ]

It's nothing, darling! Go on and finish your dinner before the dog gets into it. [ Ashiah's on to her, she has to cut this short. She looks back over at the camera, and mouths "Help" before the feed ends. ]