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theoneblacksheepThe Top 10 Naughtiest Uses Of ImPort Powers. Number 7 Will Shock You- Literally!
Good to know that clickbait is as ubiquitous here as it is back home, I guess, but it's making looking for writing jobs kind of a pain. I was assigned to be a bartender, but I've never actually done that before. At least I can change water into alcohol. That'll come in real handy when I'm doing superheroics, I'm sure. Get my enemies drunk and they won't want to fight me.
Speaking of powers, does it ever get any easier to use them? Changing into a goldfish in the shower this morning was amusing, but I'd rather that not happen when I'm serving a bunch of drunk superpowered people.
I'm Diane, by the way. Come by Taming of the Brew in De Chima if you want to see me potentially embarrass myself.
Good to know that clickbait is as ubiquitous here as it is back home, I guess, but it's making looking for writing jobs kind of a pain. I was assigned to be a bartender, but I've never actually done that before. At least I can change water into alcohol. That'll come in real handy when I'm doing superheroics, I'm sure. Get my enemies drunk and they won't want to fight me.
Speaking of powers, does it ever get any easier to use them? Changing into a goldfish in the shower this morning was amusing, but I'd rather that not happen when I'm serving a bunch of drunk superpowered people.
I'm Diane, by the way. Come by Taming of the Brew in De Chima if you want to see me potentially embarrass myself.