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[lesterzeppelin]

[ An alternate world
all new rules to remember
get me outta here!!

Or at least out of his current government conspiracy-related mess... the guy on screen waves at the camera, suddenly a little nervous despite initiating the broadcast. ]

I know you guys get questions all the time, so I'll keep this brief. One, anyone know why most of my musical favorites went MIA? I was gonna jam out to my usual, but no. The song doesn't seem to exist, let alone the band. Ditto for Youtube and Spotify - what's that about? Surely this world's got some sense of taste.

Oh, and second, I've been here maybe less than a day and I'm already way past my job. I'd get out of this assigned gig, except it turns out things like "money" and "food" are essential. [ . . . ] So do me a solid. Be somewhat better than the "American Idol" hopefuls I've seen this week, or you know, offer me something better than giving a bunch of kids music lessons.

[ Because there has to be better gigs out there, right....? ]