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[sonofgold]

So I decided to try and educate myself before FanPort, since celebrity culture wasn't really a thing where I came from, but there's a few things I'm still confused on.

I get the gist of what fanfiction is, but I still can't work out what AU means, and why so many of them involve coffee shops. "aegis force coffee shop au" is apparently a popular topic, for example.

Also, why are there pieces of art and plush dolls of imPorts as cats? Don't get me wrong, cats are great, but it'd be a little hard to do heroics as a cat, right?

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[Hey look, it’s a small black cat? On two legs? …Smoking?]

So. This is the future. No horses, lemons everywhere...

[What a deep voice from the cat!! He sucks in a deep puff from the cigarette, and exhales a cloud the size of himself while leaning up against a parked car.]

Really digging how you’ve made old viruses even stronger over time. And all the extra chemicals you’ve added to these?

[He holds out his cigarette again, wiggling it back and forth.]

Choice work, guys. You humans are so good at self-destruction, it’s almost like I don’t need to be around! But now I’m here anyway, so. Let’s get this party started!

Oh, and I guess I should ask. Anyone know of a girl named Bean? No? Yeah, didn't think so.