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[flightforfreedom]

[ Hi, imPorts. It's your resident Poe Dameron, here, bored and yet also worried about people he can't help, flying in a tin can back from Mars. So he's here to distract himself, and probably you, with inane conversation.

At least he has a handsome face. ]

Okay, so, if anyone else is like me, they're damn tired of losing friends, and are probably starting to feel like their friend pool is shrinking way too fast.

Well, okay- I heard about this study, right, where you can make really good friends with people by asking each other a series of progressively invasive questions. I have no idea what those questions are. Apparently they start out real simple and then get tougher and tougher until suddenly you know each other better than anyone.

Honestly it sounds kind of like bantha shit, to me, but also kind of fun? So I figured - hey, why not, let's play a game.

Here's the rules. You say hi, then someone else who has no idea who you are says hi back to you, and then you guys answer a bunch of questions. You have to be as truthful as possible or it doesn't work, so you can private the messages if you want, but the key here is to make friends, got it?

Uh - maybe someone should actually figure out what the questions are supposed to be. But I think maybe just wing it? Or if you want, I'll put up a text comment thread, and everyone can suggest dumb questions they would ask people when they wanted to suddenly be their best friends, or something.

[ Yeah. He's bored. ]

You can also just tell me what a dumb idea this is, that's fine too.

[ He's about to disconnect when he pauses and says: ]

Oh - and if anyone wants a date with a really cute pilot who isn't me, hit me up. I'd link his dating profile but we're still working on it.

[ The feed winks out. ]