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[ralltiir]

[ The network ID attached to this one says "Commander Jeroen Akobi," advertising his military rank even though he forewent the Imperial uniform just about as soon as he was set loose upon this planet. Instead, there appears a handsome man in his forties in smart casual attire, haircut just the long side of regulation, facial hair game on point. He's got an affable smile on his face, though it doesn't quite reach his eyes. ]

These jobs they assign you when you arrive are a joke, right? I mean, I'm no specialist, but I've got more marketable skills than "mustache model." Are there any procedures in place for putting in a request for a new position? Because posing for pictures might be a good way to make some side money, but I'd prefer something that actually requires some thought and effort.

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[legosi]

When I go back home and tell everyone aliens look like a mix of naked-mole-rats with chimps, everyone will think I'm crazy. We have a lot of stories about aliens, but I never expected you to look anything like this. No one has...

[ says the anthropomorphic gray wolf, staring absolutely freaked out at the camera while he is being dropped in Heropa's imPort neighborhood. ]