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[harvesthoney]

That swearing in ceremony was a hoot.   I had so much fun!  Especially that turkey leg eating contest.  I told Harry, my boss, all about it.   He thought it'd be fun to have something similar at the diner.  Instead of individuals competing to see who could eat the most, we'd have a food challenge.   Like if you can eat twelve of my chili cheese dogs in half an hour, they're free.   Or maybe fifteen in forty-five minutes.  Fun, right?   And it might bring more attention to the diner.   I have to admit there's a problem.   Harry wants me to use my nutritional manipulation power to make the food fill people up faster.   He says they'll expect it, given that I'm an import.   It feels like cheating to me.   I just don't know if I should do it.

[Lacey sighs.]

There's one another little thing.   I did make a very attractive pirate at the fair and with all the mead, I may have acted a bit...flirty that afternoon. I can see that may have been amusing. That said, if anyone out there is responsible for hiding my things and replacing them with pirate items, please stop. Or at least give me the other earring so I have a pair.

[She holds up a gold earring and gives a little chuckle.]