[Video introduction] and open to Action at Jeopardy 002

[detectivedwloki]

My name is Detective Loki. I've been observing the network for a few days since I've arrived and it does seem that these kidnappings are a regular occurance. Yet most people are taking it in their stride and settling in to a new life.

I have some questions for you.

How long have you been here?

Do you have any information on how or why you have been brought here, apart from the files we are given and the official story?

What unusual incidents have you witnessed while you have been here?

I can be contacted through my private line or here at any time, day or night.

[Considering the God of Mischief Loki has also just arrived, this may seem very suspicious. Twice as suspicious that this face is Mysterio's, just without the beard and with a new haircut. People may suspect he is either.]

00.03 ❹ VIDEO ;

[hellogoodhigh]

[ Filtered away from the rest of the Hargreeves, oops. ]

So, dear network, I'm looking for some advice.

[ Klaus sits in the middle of a pile of pillows, one hand on his chin as the other idly runs around the edge of a glass. ]

As it turns out, being a part-time art model for a local studio doesn't really pay much. Problem is that, given my, ahem, "non-traditional" studies, I'm can't exactly apply anywhere.

Especially anywhere that requires a drug test.

So, any job recommendations for a psychic former superhero? Preferably nothing that involves the word 'Seance', been there, burned that bridge...