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[tadeadshi]

[The post ID just reads "Tadashi" with no last name. Tadashi's been quiet lately but he's been busy with a few things. And now he's curious.]

A lot of polls on the network these days but let me add one more.

What's one item from your home world you miss? Something you wish you had here? Has to be something physical and tangible, not a sentient being.

You can only pick one thing.

Robot Roll Call [Video]

[lootsnshoots]

So I've been doin' some thinkin' and it's like, way late for this question but how many fellow bucketheads we got 'round here, anyway? I'm talkin' your 'bots, droids, whatever you call 'em. I'll be generous and include super intelligent AI, but you're on thin ice.

And if every other robot has ported out you are free to tell me 'bout how robots work for you back where you're from, and how much cooler and more handsome I am than them. Actually you're free to tell me that anyway because let's face it, it's me.

Video 01

[deviant_flea]

[The camera flashes on to a man with a wicked grin filled to the brim with what one could describe as a twisted delight swept across his face. He’s sitting in a chair as he stares directly into the camera, throwing his arms up in dramatics. Izaya has always been one for the dramatic flair when he’s doing things, especially when addressing his beloved humans he loves so much.]

I see I’ve been sent to such a WONDROUS new place with so many new and exciting things for me to learn of this world. So many from other worlds have come together, oh what fun! So many of you to see! I just love humans SO MUCH! Come now, don’t hesitate, show me who you are! Come show me what you’re all capable of!

[He begins laughing similar to that of a madman as his expression grows more concerning to any who would see it, but then goes quite dark within seconds, showing a more malicious side to it as his laughing stops as quickly as it began.]

I do hope that those of you here don’t disappoint me, I’d hate to find another human to hate more than Shizu-chan. Even uttering his name disgusts me, it would be a shame if he were to show up too, he’d ruin all my fun.