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[ Hi MoMites, it's your resident Poe Dameron here, looking dashing as usual as he sits in his room, carefully painting the livery on a little x-wing model he's built himself.
He looks, well, bored. ]
Alright, everyone.
If someone can tell me a story about something that happened to them that is weirder than anything I've ever lived through, I will buy them a whole evening's worth of drinks. Or food. Or whatever is your fancy.
Don't even bother coming to me with the tame stuff. Trust me. I have seen some things.
[ He leans forward to disconnect the video, then pauses. ]
Oh yeah. Guess my three year Earthversary is in a month, but I'm fucking off to go watch Top Gun 2 when it comes out instead of throwing a party, sorry guys.
[ The feed ends. ]
He looks, well, bored. ]
Alright, everyone.
If someone can tell me a story about something that happened to them that is weirder than anything I've ever lived through, I will buy them a whole evening's worth of drinks. Or food. Or whatever is your fancy.
Don't even bother coming to me with the tame stuff. Trust me. I have seen some things.
[ He leans forward to disconnect the video, then pauses. ]
Oh yeah. Guess my three year Earthversary is in a month, but I'm fucking off to go watch Top Gun 2 when it comes out instead of throwing a party, sorry guys.
[ The feed ends. ]