video / action if you hate yourself

[katastrophe]

[ The ID attached to this video bodes well for absolutely nobody. Joichiro Nishi, the kid who posted about poisoning the geriatrics, great.

This time, the view is shot over his shoulder--no, it's literally shot on his shoulder; it's hard to stage your own videos when you have no friends and nobody to hold your camera for you, so it jolts a little every time he moves his right arm. Anything that isn't his hands and his sleeves isn't visible.

In front of the camera there are two horrible looking objects, and he points to each in turn. ]

Cat stomach. Sausage skin.

[ Gross. ]

There's a beauty in being hit with a cat stomach. Nobody can appreciate it for what it is, of course, but you react the same way when someone pelts you with a vital organ filled with custard whether you know which part from which animal it is or not.

[ He pans over a bit--yep, custard. Looks a little lumpy and old. ]

That's where the sausage skin comes in. There aren't many cats in my area now, [ He's killed most of them. ] and I've got a lot of custard and not a lot of stomachs. But it looks like something important, and it'll probably just be as satisfying.

[ As he keeps talking, he's manhandling the hell out of those stomachs, spooning custard into them and sewing the holes shut until they're nothing more than horrible bubbles of old custard and leftover cat. He does the same with the sausage skins, and they look relatively similar, if a lot thinner and not as sturdy. It's clear which ones he favors.

He stands up then, revealing that he's--whoa, on top of a very tall building apparently, and looks right over the side, dragging his collection of stomachs and sausage closer, dangling them over the edge. ]

Call it an experiment. Which has the better splatter and the loudest scream? We'll see.

[ He drops a stomach. The feed cuts off. If you happen to be walking past, you're about to have a pretty shitty day. ]

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[glowsferatu]

[ even in prison this isn't going over particularly well, and kanaya doesn't even particularly care for cats. this is the kind of friend minho keeps? ]

what the fuck

[katastrophe]

It's pretty much a tie. The sausage splatters the second it hits something, but the stomachs look a lot grosser when they land. I didn't clean them out completely. There's still a lot of chunks.

[glowsferatu]

which does nothing to answer my question and in fact begs its repetition
what the fuck

[katastrophe]

I already explained it. What more do you want from me? Just enjoy it.

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[excitababble]

[ Blank staring at the screen. ]

Wow... and I thought the plague was bad enough.

[katastrophe]

It's not fun if everybody dies from it. What would I want a plague for?

[excitababble]

Jo. Young. Byoung.

[ Sounding it out slowly and carefully so the Korean comes out right. ]

It's a nickname for a guy that actually looks decent when compared to you.

[katastrophe]

[ don't teach him that he'll actually go around calling people that. ]

He sounds like fun. I wanna meet him.

[ Anyone with the nickname "plague" is definitely someone Nishi is interested in. ]

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[notonetorun]

[What the hell did he just watch?]

Is there a point to this?

[katastrophe]

Entertainment.

[ Obviously. ]

Having fun?

[notonetorun]

Not particularly, no.

[katastrophe]

Here, I'll let you hear it.

[ With a brief silence for the second it takes him to switch the audio on. Then suddenly it's nothing but horrified screaming, a few children wailing, and some police sirens off in the distance. ]

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[blondtactician]

Just to be clear on this, you kill cats?

[katastrophe]

[ Absolutely. ]

Did I say that?

[blondtactician]

You made sure not to, at the same making a post where you clearly want people to think you do.

[katastrophe]

That makes the million dollar question: do I or don't I?

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[animalage]

W-why would you do that!?

[This kid has been around the block a few times, and that still might be the most horrific, animal-cruelty-y thing he's ever seen.]

[katastrophe]

It keeps me entertained.

[ What other uses for cats are there? They're just kind of there, not doing anything, when they could be here, being used as custard balloons to hurl at people he doesn't like. ]

[animalage]

There are other ways to be entertained! Read a book!

You don't have to murder cats.

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[girlwithout]

[Rikki... feels kind of queasy now, okay.] What the hell?

[katastrophe]

[ She sounds confused. Allow him to demonstrate once more: ]

Stomach. [ Left hand. It's--oh gross it's leaking a bit. ] Skin. [ Right hand. Looking like it's about to pop any second.

He throws both over the edge of the building. ]

Any more questions?

[girlwithout]

What is your problem?

video; is it safe to assume there's a railing and he's not in danger of falling....

[earnedmystripes]

...What is your actual malfunction?

[aka when 'what is wrong with you' isn't a strong enough statement of horror.]

no railing, just a short concrete wall, about waist height.

[katastrophe]

The twine I used was a little thick, so there were a lot of extra holes I didn't need.

[ The only thing wrong with this experiment. ]

gotcha

[earnedmystripes]

[UGH.]

If you've got to be a such creepy weirdo, can you at least do it away from somewhere you could fall and get hurt?

[Kotetsu T. Kaburagi: actually incapable of turning his Hero off.]