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[ the comm reads Impulse ]

Hey! [Greeting all you lovely imPorts on this fine morning is a kid in a cream and red spandex suit, yellow tinted goggles over his eyes, and a big ol' smile on his face.] Those of you that don't know, I'm Impulse. Super fast, super crash- [Bart Allen you are literally the only person who says crash stop ruining your secret ID] -part of a team of superheroes back home and here which dude totally awesome and totally here to help.

[But that's not what today's post is about! So, he takes a moment to inhale and focus.]

Anyway two things. First [He holds a up a finger] I can run fast enough to move over water and break the sound barrier. Which means I have the ability to be just about anywhere in about an hour. I also uh [He winces] kinda need to make some money which is totally moded since most of the fun places won't hire kids if the government doesn't tell them to. So if anyone needs a package or letter - for all you guys from before technology - delivered super fast and super discreet send me a message! I can do literally any city in any state.

Second [A second finger ticks up, and his grin spreads] anyone wanna race? There totally have to be more people with super speed here I mean I know super strength is pretty common and a lot of people seem to have tech powers or are just really smart but there have to be a few people who can run or fly.

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[nooneexpects]

Well, if you're really that fast, then I just may be able to make use of your services, Impulse. I find myself in need of a very fast messenger, after all.

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[moded]

Really? HaHA! Crash! [LOOK HOW EXCITED HE IS] I can totally help you out, what do you need moved? I mean, I can't carry anything too big or heavy I'm not the strongest but if you really need something like that moved I can get help so it's not totally impossible.

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[stellen]

You sound like a great candidate for pizza delivery.

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[moded]

Oh totally! I mean I order all mine for pick up cause uuuggghhh the cars are so slow and there's always traffic in the city and I mean I don't live where people deliver now but hey I could cut down delivery time by a lot.

[He's so proud of himself]

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[stellen]

Sounds like you've found your calling.

You don't need to thank me- I'll just take extra cheese with that complimentary pizza.

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[theoryandcalculation]

I'm skeptical that you can get anywhere in an hour. Even at the speed of sound, it would take you almost three hours to get from Heropa to Los Angeles.

[Throwing shade with math.]

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[moded]

Oh. Right. Okay about an hour and I mean I can push faster than sound if I really wanted to it just gets kinda complicated.

[And a little dangerous. Running that fast means no distractions and no mistakes, or else he could hurt himself and a looot of others.]

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[theoryandcalculation]

I would assume so. [Rei hasn't broken the sound barrier and yet he still has trouble not running into things sometimes.] Still, a delivery service is a nice idea...

You said you wanted to race?

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[totalpacifist]

Actually, I do need a package delivered to Heropa! What are your rates?

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[moded]

Really? [Bart perks up immediately at that, all smiles and excitement] Oh man that's so crash! Uh- I dunno whatever's reasonable I guess, though if it's something bigger I might have to ask for a dollar more. Maybe- oh! Maybe the price of a hamburger?

[He's the best at this]

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[totalpacifist]

[...sweetie no]

How about I pay you what I would pay to have it shipped? How's that?

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[lyingheart]

There's a young man named Hide who was looking for a race before.

You won't actually crash, will you?

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[moded]

what really dude!!! ill totally take him on then

i crash ALL the time but its totally not what youre thinking

[He's come to enjoy people's reactions to his slang]

[lyingheart]

As in it's not literal, I realize.

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[debauchewy]

[Doesn't know you yet but currently wondering why the hell not. Mm~]

You wouldn't peek? Not even tempted to?

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[moded]

Nope! Won't take a single look. I mean that'd be rude, right?

[Wait]

Oh! But I won't move anything illegal. [Which. Will. Entirely be trust based, but... good enough?]

[debauchewy]

How would you know? [Oh no, he's gonna ask.]

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[askedtobe]

I don't want to know if you want to race with someone who can pick up your ability.

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[moded]

Wait like copy not only speed but my speed? Dude! That'd be beyond crash! You know someone who can do that??

[There's just no one here who can match his speed right now he's dying for a proper race]

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What's it like? Breakin the sound barrier.

[moded]

It was weird the first time. I mean- when you run there's always noise. Wind car horns and music are always going by but when you hit the sound barrier there's just this crack and then nothing.

[He takes a second to just grin about that]

It's like running in your own world at that point cause things are moving so slow around you and you can see everything you pass but there's no sound so it's like I dunno it's like running through a paused movie.

[munies]

[ Teresa has, literally, over a dozen questions to ask him about everything he just said, but she'll just start with- ]

How?

[moded]

Superspeed! [He grins, super proud of it] It's my power.

[That he had the good fortune of being born with, instead of just having it happen to him here.]

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[pyms]

How much can you carry?

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[moded]

A little less than forty pounds if I wanna run at top speeds but I can kinda manage fifty if I run slower it just takes a lot of energy.

[Bart stop telling people your limits on the network]