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[deadtective]

I was going to apologize for throwing more inane bullshit on here, but since we're all going to be dying of plague soon I guess it's actually kind of topical. Get out while you still can, you know?

Anyway. Has anyone from an earth like this visited their home here? Was that kind of fun or just massively depressing?

And uh, I guess if the overwhelming answer is depressing I'm also taking vacation recommendations. I'm not really picky as long as it's somewhere kind of quiet and thought provoking. Someplace you can clear your head, you know?

Comments

[deadtective]

I gave an example so you could see how serious it was, that's not a fake answer. I don't go around airing all my problems over the network.

[heavyhitter]

hey what DO u eat

[deadtective]

What? What does that have to do with anything?

[heavyhitter]

everything, come on tell me

[deadtective]

Really bland medical shit. It's not that interesting.

[heavyhitter]

thats not an answer
come on give me base ingredients if u gotta

[deadtective]

Why, are you gonna make me some?

[heavyhitter]

yeah maybe, if you give me an ACTUAL answer

[deadtective]

Aw, no, if you're going to randomly do something nice for me don't make it food. Get me flowers or something instead.

[heavyhitter]

flowers dont do shit for this kinda thing, not when im not trying to woo u

[deadtective]

My dad's a florist. One of the nicest things you could do for me is show me a tastefully arranged bouquet packed with meaningful blossoms.

[heavyhitter]

ok what do u WANT me flirting with u
cuz i mean, thats doable

[deadtective]

I'm not asking anyone to flirt with me!!! I'm just giving you options if you want to do something nice, fucking christ.

[heavyhitter]

who says im trying to do something nice, im just saying food helps u think better. even if its shitty bland medical food probably

[deadtective]

Food isn't going to make any of this better, trust me. I really don't want to be thinking about my limitations while making big decisions.

[heavyhitter]

ugh god u make things so difficult

[deadtective]

I'm not being difficult at all!! I'm just telling the truth!!!

[heavyhitter]

hey dont u live in 11

[deadtective]

WHO TOLD YOU THAT

[WHICH ROOMMATE'S FACE IS SHE GOING TO HAVE TO PUSH IN please don't let it be Jotaro's]

[heavyhitter]

for one thing i have eyes and were neighbors

[deadtective]

SHUT UP NO WE AREN'T

[heavyhitter]

god how can someone lie so bad thru text

[deadtective]

I'M NOT LYING YOU'RE LYING STOP LYING ON MY POST

[and if Ramir happens to be sending these messages from her own home, she will now be privy to a sudden (and familiar) shrill yell of FUCKING QUIT IT resounding through her neighborhood. the voice of the dead can really carry, apparently.]

[heavyhitter]

hahahaha omg ur so loud, is that ur superpower

[deadtective]

I have no idea what you're talking about!!!!!!!