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I was going to apologize for throwing more inane bullshit on here, but since we're all going to be dying of plague soon I guess it's actually kind of topical. Get out while you still can, you know?

Anyway. Has anyone from an earth like this visited their home here? Was that kind of fun or just massively depressing?

And uh, I guess if the overwhelming answer is depressing I'm also taking vacation recommendations. I'm not really picky as long as it's somewhere kind of quiet and thought provoking. Someplace you can clear your head, you know?

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Pretty much. I could make up an entire history for your planet and as long as I got to someone first you'd never be able to set it straight!

Not if they were psychic or had lie detecting powers!

I can just turn those off, remember?

[LIKE A SOLID MINUTE DELAY.]

Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

[she's laughing so hard rn]

Geez, and you were so excited when I showed it off! I'm hurt.

It's not like I forgot that you helped me out! I just didn't think about it in the context of other people... [he's like yanking his own hair grumbling about this; TEXTING IS HARD.]

Want to keep me all to yourself, huh?

t/'A

It's not like THAT either

[ohhhh she's laughing so damn hard. she can never resist this kind of teasing.]

Are you sure? You seem awfully defensive about it!

I just don't want anybody getting the wrong idea OK!

Why? Are you seeing someone else? A little jealousy can spice up a relationship, you should own it!

THat's ridiculous I'm not seeing anybody or whatever it is your'e getting at, are you just trying to mess with me?

Noooo, that'd be silly! I'm just trying to see if I can expect letters from a secret admirer anytime soon or not.

Well I don't do that sort of weird thing so you can rule me out right now.

Are you sure? Someone's already sent me flowers from this post.

If that's even true, it's not me!

So what you're saying is you're not going to sign your name when yours come? Awww, that's cute!

OK now I know for SURE you're just yanking my chain..,

Why? Don't you think someone could ever find that adorable?

I don't know about that, but it's definitely none of my business!

It sure looks like it is now!

It is absolutely definitely NOT

You're not fooling anyone, you know. It's alright.

[hjgkldsf. jgdksf.]

How do I convince you otherwise?/

did you draw that?

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