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[deadtective]

I was going to apologize for throwing more inane bullshit on here, but since we're all going to be dying of plague soon I guess it's actually kind of topical. Get out while you still can, you know?

Anyway. Has anyone from an earth like this visited their home here? Was that kind of fun or just massively depressing?

And uh, I guess if the overwhelming answer is depressing I'm also taking vacation recommendations. I'm not really picky as long as it's somewhere kind of quiet and thought provoking. Someplace you can clear your head, you know?

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[kendo_taisho]

You should make me a list, so that when I show you how awesome kendo actually is then I can make sure you can eat.

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[deadtective]

If I can eat through it, then it's not as exciting a sport as you're trying to make it sound. Get me a shirt or a pennant or something instead.

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[kendo_taisho]

No, we'd eat after, duh. It's not that kind of sport.

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[deadtective]

Now it's not that kind of sport. I think you're just covering.

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[kendo_taisho]

[He takes a moment to facepalm before replying. Thank god it's text.]

You're just messing with me, aren't you?

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[deadtective]

Now why would I do a thing like that?

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[kendo_taisho]

I'm hoping the answer is 'because you have a sense of humor and like to make friends in weird ways'.

Just you wait, if I survive this I'm going to show you. Kendo's great!

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[deadtective]

Better hope that plague doesn't eat you up, then, because I'm totally going to hold you to that! You owe me a high-end kendo match!

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[kendo_taisho]

It's a deal then.

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[deadtective]

See you ringside, sword master. Don't keep me waiting too long, or I'll complain the whole way through!