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[deadtective]

I was going to apologize for throwing more inane bullshit on here, but since we're all going to be dying of plague soon I guess it's actually kind of topical. Get out while you still can, you know?

Anyway. Has anyone from an earth like this visited their home here? Was that kind of fun or just massively depressing?

And uh, I guess if the overwhelming answer is depressing I'm also taking vacation recommendations. I'm not really picky as long as it's somewhere kind of quiet and thought provoking. Someplace you can clear your head, you know?

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[enucleation]

I understand why.

I'll try to make the text as pretty as I can, I promise.

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[deadtective]

Nothing lures future employers into a false sense of security more than a fancy typeface. Are you sure you don't actually have a doctorate in this stuff?

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[enucleation]

It's a dog eat dog world, the world of employment and job searching. You have to do your best, or at least make it look like you do.

Only the first year in literature. But I can pretend to have a doctorate too.

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[deadtective]

Well as we both know, there is no one better at lying than me. At least I've got that part covered, and if you start bluffing too we'll be unbeatable.

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[enucleation]

I'm sure this will go amazingly.

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[deadtective]

How could it not? We both have everything waaaay too together for anything else to happen.

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[enucleation]

Of course. I bet our employer won't regret it either.

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[deadtective]

Not if they're any good. They're getting a real bargain here, they should be grateful!

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[enucleation]

A bargain?

I do have to wonder.

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[deadtective]

Leave the wondering to everyone else and just keep pushing it. By the time they start to have doubts we'll be in too deep to fire.

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[enucleation]

It seems like you have grand plans.

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[deadtective]

Well, you know what they say. Reach for the stars and all that bullshit.