maskormenace | Video 02

[Glitch is back on the network, tapping his fingers against his cheek, looking mildly bored. He's been wondering what to do about something he got awhile ago and it seemed he should at least ask someone who may know.]

Okay, so, it's been a couple of weeks after everything went to shit and some stuff slipped my mind until now.

One thing is I'm gonna be doing a movie "marathon" sometime soon. I'm not really wanting to do this by myself since, lame.

[and...he sort of promised Mabel he'd would invite people...plus playing nice might work in his favour.]

Anyways, I'm doing it at my place so just send me one of those private things and I'll let you know where.

[With that he lifts his hand up to give people a two sign with his index and middle fingers.]

Second thing, remember that dragon that was pretty much trying to set everyone on fire and bring about the end times? Well, after we killed it I sort of ripped out some of those scales from it's body. I mean, obviously it wasn't going to use them anymore.

Point being is I need someone to make these into body armour for me. Figured it'd be nice to have some protection against people wanting to shoot me since that shit seemed pretty tough to get through.

[He lifts his hands up and shrugs his shoulders at the camera.]

Anyways, lemme know on both accounts.

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I'll see if I can scrounge 'em up for you. Take it you're not big on scary flicks?

I've never seen one, remember? I just meant more like, "lets see how long the smart person lasts since that is me in this story."

I'm pretty sure after everything during zombies and dragon nothing's going to be that terrifying.

[ Little does he know... ]

[ He sucks in a breath between his teeth. ] Oh, man, I totally forgot -- you're, like, a movie virgin.

Maybe I'll set aside The Thing for a while until you can work your way up to it. Baby steps.

Hey, I'm working on it. [ He's almost offended. He is a virgin of many things and a bucket list as long as corruption in the Falls. ]

Oh come on it can't be THAT bad. Besides, hardly a kidlet here, Star-lord. I'm fifteen. [ He makes it sound like such an accomplishment. ]

... Fifteen.

[ A smile tugs at the corners of Peter's mouth, which he only just successfully suppresses. ]

So you're a baby.

[ There's just a loud sarcastic laugh at that comment. ]

Oh funny, Star-man. Last I checked I didn't need someone taking care of me.

That doesn't make you an adult, kid.

[ Says Peter Jason Quill, walking man-child. ]

'Sides. I'm just sayin', The Thing is seriously intense. You need a few movies to get you warmed up, first. You definitely don't want that one to be your introduction to horror movies. 'S all I'm sayin'.

By my standards and my world at large, it kind of does.

[ See the logic he used there? It's pretty sound. ]

Fine, whatever you say. I'll find it somewhere or someone will bring it. Then we'll see who has the last laugh.

It'll be me.

Because you will be too traumatized to make any kind of noise for, like, a week.

Your laughter is banned at this party.

No laughs for you.

Seriously, man?

Count me out, then.

Jeez, apparently sarcasm isn't your first language.

Nnnnope. Fourth language, actually.

First is asshole, second is merchant, third is negotiation. Fifth is Galactic Standard, but only enough to say stuff like, "Yes," "No," and "Where can I get a beer?"

Think you need a refresher in the fourth than.

Laughing is of course fine. Just not at me.

How do you even merchant talk? Like haggling or stealing?

[ In answer to Glitch's question, Peter merely answers with, ]

Yep.

[ which, of course, is hardly an answer. But it's the one he goes with. ]

....

Stealing it is.

Anyways, I'll let you know when the thing happens. Bring food and maybe booze.

Booze?

Aren't you ten?

Fifteen, dick. And there's nothing wrong with trying stuff.

Just no tequila or whiskey. Or champagne.

-- Why? What's wrong with that stuff? Or is that stuff you've already tried?

In which case, shame on you.

It all tastes like death and evil.

And sorry, shame does not work on me. Try again later.

-- Really? Champagne got onto that list?

Dude, I dunno if you'd like anything else then.

Yeah, it was stupidly bitter and sour.

I'm willing to try one more time before I decide it is probably the worst thing in the world.

I'm guessin' you like sweeter stuff, then? You try mixed drinks yet?

...You can mix stuff with alcohol?

Huh, I just figured you drank it as is.

Dude. No wonder you didn't like any of that junk. Beginners have to start off easy with, like, fruity shit. Work your way up.

'Sides, some of that stuff is seriously like gulping down gasoline if you don't cut it with something.

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