photos. text. KEY WEST!!!

[airshow]

[ Hey, everyone! Enjoying your traumatic nightmare comas? Well, here's something to brighten your day, assuming you're conscious:

photo: TRICKSTER AND HARLEY AT THE BEACH, two hot blondes in shamelessly tacky sunglasses, a rainbow photoshopped cheerfully overhead, "WISH YOU WERE HERE" in large friendly letters.

KEY WEST IS AMAZING!!!
may never return
you can all fight over the ball pit upon our very likely permanent disappearance

EDIT: PS those red marks are love bites not dolphin bites

EDIT: unrelated: dolphins are jerks AND THEIR SMILES LIE

EDIT: [ photo: a jello wrestling trophy with James Jesse's name on it ]

EDIT: have seen zero flamingos thus far but the day is young

EDIT: there is a gator on the street LIKE IT IS PEOPLE we named it waylon

EDIT: waylon ate a cat we aren't friends anymore

EDIT: FLAMINGOS SPOTTED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

EDIT: [ photos: several increasingly close up shots of flamingos ]

EDIT: [ photo: an incomprehensible blur of pink and beaks and beady enraged bird eyes ]

EDIT: DFJS K ;;;;;;;; ;

EDIT: ditching flamingo plan, flamingos also jerks. jerks w/tiny tiny necks

EDIT: does anyone have a truck large enough to transport a manatee?

EDIT: a LIVE manatee

EDIT: never mind, measured manatee, will not fit in bathtub :( #heartbroken

EDIT: [ photo: an inadvisably huge tropical drink ]

EDIT: [ audio: 45 seconds of terrible drunken karaoke ]

EDIT: EVERYTHING FINE

EDIT: DO NOT READ THE NEWS FROM KEY WEST

Comments

Voice;

[angelfire]

[ Who's awake? This guy. ]

Edit three and edit five -- photos or it didn't happen.

text;

[itistolaugh]

obviously

[ PHOTOS ATTACHED ]

text;

[angelfire]

That's hot.
The jello wrestling not the alligator.
Although in a certain light...

text

[maime]

[Well at least someone is having fun]

gators behave better after a punch in the snout
[He may have fought an alligator for fun at some point]

[airshow]

You sound like you speak from experience!
Have you been to Key West before?

[maime]

Plenty of them up in Heropa too
Wanted to see what they tasted like

[itistolaugh]

just because our friendship soured is no reason to punch him

also hes gone already

[maime]

Who will avenge that cat now?
[Cats need super heroes too]

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

CALL THE POLICE

WAYLON HAS TO BE SENT TO GATOR JAIL

[airshow]

I don't think there are technically any gator laws against eating cats

but I'm not an a-law-gator

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

there might not be gator laws but there are ripley laws!! that cat might have had a family!

[itistolaugh]

[ He's getting shoved for that when she sees it. ]

[itistolaugh]

he made a break for it
gator at large
but at least hes not hungry anymore

text

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

[This is too ridiculous but it does indeed brighten Jacob's day.

Aside from that cat being eaten. Poor kitty.]

Good to see at least some people having a good time.

Any luck finding those flamingos?

text

[itistolaugh]

airbrushed flamingos on tshirts: 17
actual flamingos: 0 :(

[airshow]

We do our best to have good times ALWAYS

And not yet
I don't know where they're hiding them
They're EVERYWHERE on the postcards

voice

[restingstitchface]

Take all the time you need, you two.

Everything's under control back home.

[Really. Stay there and never return. Leave him in peace.]

[airshow]

That sounds reassuring and plausible!

text;

[itistolaugh]

u know u miss me ♥

Voice

[foreshadower]

This looks like quite the whirlwind, isn't it?

You're not out causing trouble are you two?

text

[airshow]

US? Noooooooooooo
Incidentally don't check the news from Key West for a few days

text;

[itistolaugh]

would you consider finding trouble the same as causing it
important difference i feel

voice;

[enigmaestro]

This. Is. A. Travesty.

[airshow]

Ya think? I would describe it as a life-affirming testament to the ability of the human spirit to triumph over flamingo bites and drinks the size of an entire toddler.

[itistolaugh]

[ Oh, he says that about everything. ]

Well, that's a little dramatic! D'ya mean any part in particular or are you speaking to the whole thing?