killectric: (eh?)
assassin problem child killua zoldyck ([personal profile] killectric) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-06-03 11:00 pm

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so i just got here

and yeah i got the whole welcoming spiel so can it

i got separated from my friend somehow but hes gotta be here somewhere. if u see a kid named gon that wears all green and is way to cheerful lemme know.

oh and what happens if u just skip school? theyre telling me i have to go to school when the new semester starts. ive never went to school before though and it sounds like a waste of time.


[Something about the tight-knit government around here, how he arrived, and everything they knew about him just rubbed Killua the wrong way. Normally he wouldn't even care to ask, but he has to wonder if there's some ridiculously disproportionate punishment for playing hooky. He's been here all of a day and he already doesn't trust the place.

The last thing he remembers from home was using Accompany On with Gon. By all means they shouldn't have been separated, and yet they were, which is why he's convinced his friend has to be here somewhere. Not that anyone at the base would tell him.]
ursawhiner: f six condoms that they’ve had so long that they don’t remember where they came from? (Doesn’t everyone just have a box)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-06-04 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure my sister would have made me do the job anyways. At least this way I get money for it.
ursawhiner: and I am not one to argue. (He called it "ethically repugnant")

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-06-04 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like that!
ursawhiner: and I want her gone. (Condition: Creepy as hell)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-06-04 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm 12!

[Wait, does that make it better or worse.]

And my job is totally respectable and above board!
Edited 2015-06-04 20:52 (UTC)
ursawhiner: and tell them I'M the covered dish. (I like to wear a trench coat to parties)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-06-05 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, now I know you're messing with me.
ursawhiner: This is baby law! (I snap my fingers you pull out a tit!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-06-09 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
There is no way you're six!
ursawhiner: f six condoms that they’ve had so long that they don’t remember where they came from? (Doesn’t everyone just have a box)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-06-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
...The way you type almost makes me believe that.
ursawhiner: Hope I can pass that bill tomorrow. (Someone who can't toot. Like a senator.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-06-11 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you just type like an 8 year old.
ursawhiner: The wholesale pirate punishment factory. (Bought a cat o'nine tails at Target.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-06-13 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely an 8 year old.