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Jonathan Joestar ([personal profile] fistofthejoestar) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-06-13 10:41 pm

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[a text post from Jonathan Joestar? this is truly a rare sight. but the subject that he's about to broach is kind of super embarrassing, and he doubts he'd be able to even compose the message, let alone post it, if anyone could hear or see him.

he's been staring at his communicator for an hour before hitting send as it is, struggling internally as to whether this is absolutely necessary. but in the end he had to acknowledge that he didn't know what to do on his own, nor did he have a friend with this sort of experience; there really was no way around it. drat.]


[filtered from Ramir]

I'm sorry to trouble the entire network with such a trivial matter, but I'm afraid that I really don't have anyone else to ask. Perhaps it's for the best - uninvolved parties often give the best insight, after all.


[or. something. he's flustered and rambling and he hasn't even gotten this damn thing off the ground yet. pull yourself together, Joestar.]

I would be very grateful if someone could advise me on navigating a rather difficult situation of a...romantic nature. There are other things involved (a great number, actually) that have made it rather overcomplicated, so I'm afraid it may take some effort to unravel.

I don't have much recompense to offer aside from owing you a large favor, but I'd be glad to take on that debt if someone is willing to give their time. It's something I need an answer to rather promptly, so I'll take all the help I'm offered.

That said, if you aren't particularly skilled in that sort of thing but are willing to engage in idle chatter for a little while...I'd appreciate that as well.


[you know, to give him something to focus on that isn't dying of mortification.]
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2015-06-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess who hasn't been involved with anyone in over seven years. Guess who's going to try to help out anyway.]

sure whats up
(also dont worry about repaying me or anything, seriously)
debauchewy: @vou (inspection)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-06-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[.....Mmmm. He actually frowns at this, his eyes slimming.]

romantic nature?

u, jonathan?
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-06-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
and what exactly is it ur dealing with? ♦
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2015-06-14 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
what kinda debt?
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-06-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
o how troublesome.

and how do u feel?


[Ah, just treat it like a dating sim or something. Still there's this odd sense of jealousy, if only because he wants to get closer himself. He doesn't much care if other people do too.]
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2015-06-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
deal
what've you got?
the married lady is here
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[personal profile] wayhot 2015-06-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I can try and help out? But you don't really need to do me a favour or anything. I know how tricky asking about and dealing with romantic stuff can be.

[She really does. She remembers when she asked the network about ~*~romance~*~ all too well. It ended on a positive note, but it was. Embarrassing.]
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-06-14 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
well if u dont know what 2 do then ur not ready.

[Actually that's pretty plain an simple.]
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2015-06-14 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
why would you need to repay me for talking to you
isnt that basically like all what we do on here when were not grumbling about the government doing something new and obnoxious
ask questions about stuff and wait for answers from people

anyway
do you like her back?
Edited 2015-06-14 03:58 (UTC)
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-06-14 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
i never said anything about feelings. but knowing what u want is best 4 u and this other person.

rushing it on maybes and ifs, well, that would just b disrespectful, hm? ♥
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2015-06-14 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
1) home is dead to you
2) there is no part 2
was that it?
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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-06-14 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
so u either take ur time 2 make sure, or live in the moment.

in this world, arent we all anyway?
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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-06-14 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
i wonder if this person who confessed is worried about that at all.

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