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Because the universe has piled us into this place, where things just happen, usually when you're trying to deal with all kinds of other things that just happened, piled on top of a sundae of people you love getting afflicted with stuff and people you like disappearing, which is of course topped with the Big Brother is watching you cherry, I would really like to suggest some kind of 4th of July cookout.

And you know it's bad when I am suggesting a 4th of July cookout. But whatever, if it rains I'll work up some spell to move it around or someone who can manipulate weather, if they want to help, they can do that, and we can get a big projector somehow and play really classic old movies from the thirties or something and I'll....make fireworks. Plus food.

I'm just starting to find this all oppressively oppressive and I'm not a...party person, I guess, but I figure this is probably easy enough, right?

If I'm wrong don't correct me.

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[ Okay, sue him, but the novelty of speaking to someone from afar and seeing their goddamn face on a screen is still pretty damn cool! It's just nice knowing what everyone looks like when you talk to them. ]

You Billy? You know, Teddy's guy?

[ YOU KNOW NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK THIS IS WEIRD TO TALK ABOUT PUBLICLY ]

[Oh, hey it's a really.

Small.

Bucky.]

Yeah, that's me. Hey.

[ YOU KNOW! SIZE ISN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE OKAY?? He kicks just as much ass okay?? YOU WANNA FIND OUT, HUH, PUNK?? ]

Yeah, hey, so uhh I'm likin' how you think here. You know, Fourth of July cookout, classic movies--Nice touch by the way!--All that jazz.

What if uhh, what if we added one teensy weensy detail to it....

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What detail?

So I got this partner, you know, Captain America and all that, and uhh it's sort of his birthday on July fourth. And what's more patriotic than a birthday cookout for ol' Cap, huh?

[ You see this face? This is him being a charming sod, dimples and all as he puts on his best smile. ]

Oh!

Oh, I mean, yes, if you can get him there!

Oh I'll get him there! Lets keep it a secret, alright? A surprise party. You just keep doin' what you're doin', I'll grab the cake...

[ The wheels are turning, be afraid. ]

We can get everything red, white, and blue themed, you know? Everyone can starting singin' Grand Ol Flag when he comes in... Someone needs to sing him happy birthday--Oh oh! What about getting getting him one of them kiss-a-grams! You know?

Kiss-a-grams?

I'm down with the rest of it but I don't know if making anyone kiss Cap is such a good idea.

She doesn't have to kiss him, no, no.

She just needs to pop out of the cake and do a dance! Isn't that what your generation do at parties now?

Not the ones who respect Captain America.

[He is not getting Steve a stripper.]

[ BILLY C'MON BROOO! Stripper's such a harsh word. He just wants a pretty lady to sing Steve happy birthday! NBD! ]

Alright putting that aside for now... [ FOR NOW! They will be coming back to it! ] Can we sing Grand Old Flag at least?

Yeah, that's not a problem.

Aces! Since I gotta go out and put an order in for the cake [ AMONG OTHER THINGS!! ], you need anything picked up while I'm out?

[ You need a stripper too, Billy? Don't be shy, now's the time to say it! ]

I think the cake will do the trick, really.

[ He gets an incoming text from Toro with a new question for Billy. ]

You hip cats still do fireworks on the Fourth? Like a big display?

[ It's murrika right? He expects fireworks stuffed up the Statue of Liberty's ass ready to fire! ]

Yeah....?

Yes, that's Billy. I'm not sure that's how I'd put it, though.

[Hey there Bucky, he can see you on Billy's screen so he's just going to break in here, shh.]

You still in the same house?

Oh yeah? How would you put it?

[ Okay, he's totally teasing you, Ted. Sort of. TBF he'd like to know what you would refer to... uh... it! as. ]

Yep, still here! Never a dull moment with new roommate cycles...

I'm his guy, clearly.

[...It's a joke. One with an awful lot of truth behind it, mind.]

He's my boyfriend. Or I guess if you want less boy in there, my significant other. Or my partner.

[Educational, yes.]

Who you got now? Still the grouchy grey guy?

[ He'll take your word on that. ]

Wait. Partner can mean boyfriend now?

[ Ohhh man. How many times has he used the term partner in this place. Bucky can't help but wonder how many thought he was talking about a queer relationship. ]

Nah, there's a girl--Well two girls. Sort of. One's kind of a robot? I'm really not sure how it works, actually...

Uh, it can. Or it can still mean the other thing, too. Most people will assume the other thing.

[SORRY BUCKY he didn't mean to make you worried about what you were saying.[

Kind of a robot?

[ Okay, relieved sigh! ]

I dunno, man! I don't know anything about robots except how to break 'em. She's--It's... A thing.

[ IT'S CONFUSING LOOK WHAT YOU DID LEAVING HIM ALL BY HIMSELF!! ]

She's a person, Bucky. You knew the first Human Torch, right?

[Like that! Sort of.]

Speaking of... what was he like?

No, I mean she or it is a robot, not synthetic. It doesn't..... I don't even know.

[ It's not the same, though!! ]

For such an artificial man, he's one of the most human. But then you make an assumption, something every should know, and then you realize... ...

Well, if you really wanna know, go pick Toro's brain! He loves bragging anyways.

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