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☮ Josuke 👊 Higashikata ♡ ([personal profile] unbreaker) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-07-05 09:53 pm

★ 007 | Video (Backdated to June 30th)

[The camera is flicked on, already expertly focused. Josuke's doing, in case you wondered. But then, he's a teenager. He ought to be experienced if only for all the selfies he's taken!

Sitting next to him at a table outside an ice cream shop called What's the Scoop? is Hisoka. Unlike Josuke, the magician is busy with a gumball popsicle and doesn't appear to be paying any attention to the camera at the moment. The teenager, on the other hand, is already ready and eager to talk a little 'business' with the network...]


Okay, my friend and I had this amazing idea a while back! [Josuke throws an arm around Hisoka's neck and tugs him closer in a headlock. This involves you, buddy! Let the people see how amped you are!] See, we've been wanting to play some paintball, but then we got to thinking...why not make it an open invite? For imPorts, I mean.

[There's no jump at Josuke's sudden headlock but Hisoka definitely stops eating his ice cream to almost uncomfortably stare at the foreign limb slung over him. Only to then look down to see half of the popsicle he was eating now on the ground. Thanks Josuke.]

Mm... [A pause before he glances up to put in his two cents, just dropping the rest of his popsicle and the stick on the ground.]

An open invitation, yes, and we've already chosen the location. All you have to do is pick your own partner... or partners. It really doesn't matter how many of you there are. Though, to have the most fun? The more the merrier.


Yeah, and like, how many of you can resist an opportunity to pelt this guy in the face with paintballs, am I right? [Josuke nods in Hisoka's direction before sliding his arm off the other man's shoulders, though of course his smirk remains in place.] I'll be honest, though, 'cause I feel like it wouldn't be fair if I didn't warn you guys... Hisoka and I? We're gonna be on a team, so if you think we're gonna make it easy for ya, think again.

[Leaning forward to pick up the camera, Josuke cocks his head to the side, eyes bright with unbridled fun and mischief.]

If you're interested and you think you can keep up, then be ready for the 18th. Hisoka or I will text you the location the day before the game's on.

Oh...and one final thing. [Are you guys still listening? If you plan to play, you should be!] It's anything goes as long as it ain't lethal!

[And that's, as they say, that. Josuke hangs up, though not before a horrified yelp from the teenager can be heard...]

Fuck! Hisoka, I think you got ice cream on my new shoes!



[OOC: Quick edit! The post has been backdated to June 30th for scheduling reasons, and the date of the game itself has been moved to July 18th.]
debauchewy: @vou (pocket pair)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I team up with others rather nicely, but Josuke is quite spectacular. [Also hey there, you responding to this reminded him, he needs to text you later today.]
deadtective: (thirty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
That's a nice way to try and cover all those blowouts you've had after the fact. I'd probably believe you if I hadn't dealt most of them.
debauchewy: @vou (face)

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[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
its not a matter of being good with my powers or not. removing what every1 can do really takes the the potential 4 greatness out of it. how depressing. ♠
Edited 2015-07-06 03:42 (UTC)
deadtective: (twenty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
What, I'm supposed to not do what I can so everyone else can showboat? I don't think so.
cephalothorax: (145)

[personal profile] cephalothorax 2015-07-06 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... well, I'm not really the tearing shit up type!

[WOW THAT'S A HUGE LIE. Oops. Chrollo laughs!]

But I wouldn't mind watching. Maybe with binoculars.
debauchewy: @vou (under the gun)

Video;

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's really not my fault your father's attractive. [A smirk, raising his brows.]

But I had just been making a statement earlier, it was you who made it about Joseph.
deadtective: (three.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, are we not counting video games? Weak.
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
thats all u can do? no im not sure which is more depressing. ♣ tho i suppose fear would make most react like u.
trickstar: (Like 'Are you pregnant girl?')

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[personal profile] trickstar 2015-07-06 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
what you cant pick who you null or not??
deadtective: (thirty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Cute. That's not all I can do, but you're not going to browbeat me into dropping it over the spirit of competition. That kind of pre-game shit won't work!!
cephalothorax: (127)

[personal profile] cephalothorax 2015-07-06 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
...do you now! I always thought you were more of a lone wolf.

[grrr.]

But I agree, Josuke does seem like he would be a great potential paintball partner!
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
i can listen 2 her go on 4 hours, ive heard so much about u. how has those dates been going? any winners? ♥
deadtective: (eighteen.)

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[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's an area of effect kind of thing. I guess it's to balance out the fact I don't need to touch anyone to get it going or have a set number of people I can do at once?
deadtective: (seven.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I am never sending her another groupon for hair salons if this is the sort of thing that happens when she uses them.
bindsthedead: (Art-Notice; Almost a smile)

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[personal profile] bindsthedead 2015-07-06 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Anything goes? Hisoka, you might regret that.

I have one question though- what's paintball?
debauchewy: @vou (face)

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
no, its my fault 4 allowing josuke 2 open this up 2 everyone. we shouldve left it open 2 deny some. ♣
wayhot: (1)

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[personal profile] wayhot 2015-07-06 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hell yes.]

I'm in! [Does she know either of these people or even have a partner in mind? Nope. But she knows she had a blast the last time she played paintball in this place, and was one of the winners. So she's down for trying it again.]
deadtective: (four.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, you are sore about this. Try not to make it so obvious next time.
debauchewy: @vou (semibluff)

eerrrr yes, probably.

[personal profile] debauchewy 2015-07-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
The word 'sex' out of no where for you is probably a little jarring, especially to hear it being spoken to your father.

[A laugh, holding a hand over his mouth.] Finding someone to hook up with has nothing to do with it. I'm entertained plenty in my personal time.
deadtective: (four.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-06 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Frustrated over being repeatedly murdered, maybe.

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