Capsule 001 💊 (Video)

[rassera]

[If there's one thing you never want to do, it's recruit Kaneda for anything that he didn't want to be a part of originally. Because getting teenagers to do ANYTHING you want them to never goes over well. In hindsight, the city should've known that. But being recruited for some military position? Doing a job (and an awful one at that, in Kaneda's opinion)? You might as well sign the release form now and let him get back on with his life.

But they didn't. Which...complicates things.

He doesn't leave a moment to cool off, flicking on the communication device to reveal a...very upset, very angry Kaneda.

Understandably. He already lost most of his life and friends. Two more just takes the proverbial cake. So the government might have to work a little bit to get Kaneda to cooperate, just a little.]

HEY! Anyone going to tell me what's going on without using crazy talk? Where my friends are? I don't exactly trust authority.

[They kind of fucked up his friend mega.]

And where's my freakin' bike?

[Ah, there's the teenage boy problems we all know and love. After all, why read the information when you can yell about it?]

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[rideme]

It's only a joke if people are laughing, kid.

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[rassera]

Well I thought it was pretty funny.

[But he snaps to attention, sighing.]

Whatever. Sorry, THE Iron Bull.

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[rideme]

You're the only one laughing, punk.

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[rassera]

Well there's only two of us. That's like...50%, right?

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[rideme]

No.

Krem isn't laughing.

[BULL YOUR CAT DOESN'T COUNT.]

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[rassera]

Krem?

That your...uh--

[Do cow-bull people have wives? Kids? Family? Kaneda doesn't know, so he'll just go with the safe option.]

Feelings...partner?

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[rideme]

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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[rassera]

You know. Girlfriend.

Boyfriend.


Whatever it is cows -'friend'

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[rideme]

Qunari don't do that.

This is Krem.

[And he tilts his head a little more into view. Because gnawing on one of the horns is... a scrappy looking little calico kitten.]

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[rassera]

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That's a cat.

[This child goes to school.]

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[rideme]

This is Krem.

He's a kitten.

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[rassera]

That's what I said! He's a cat!

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[rideme]

He's a baby cat.

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[rassera]

A baby cat is still a cat!

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[rideme]

Now you're gonna hurt his feelings.

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[rassera]

See this is making me want to reconsider The Iron Cow.

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[rideme]

Uh huh.

Go find your bike, kid.