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[nitidus]

[well, if you are new and you know Rose Lalonde Personally, you are in for a shock. mostly because she is probably older than you might remember her being.

it's because she's eighteen, as of three minutes ago. ]

So, in compliance with vague time bullshit and overall multi-verse malarkey, I am now 'officially' eighteen.

[maybe this is more exciting if you're British. ]

I haven't adequately prepared for this. So, I suppose -- what does one do to celebrate turning eighteen?

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[selfimage]

Ah, yes. Eighteen. It has some kind of mortal significance, doesn't it?

As in now you can take legal joy in all the sinful acts of the mortal world. Congratulations! Shall we celebrate with finding a sort of phallic device for you to purchase? I believe you're entitled to do so now by the standards of the law.

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[nitidus]

That's a little forward of you, Loki.

[kate bishop hurry back]

[selfimage]

Our option for mortal entertainment is limitless!

It seemed like the tamer option.

[nitidus]

[LOKI]

So this is a proposed gift to myself, correct?

[cartesianspidertank]

Register to vote??

[nitidus]

Ah, yes. I can do that, can't I?

[cartesianspidertank]

Yes! Well, assuming you are Registered? It's a benefit bestowed only on the imPorts that do that.

[nitidus]

I am registered, yes. Since I arrived.

[ahappyending]

Totally do the sex toy thing.

[nitidus]

[WOW, A CONSPIRACY]

Does it seem like I am in need of sex toys?

[ahappyending]

Oh, not at all. But it can't hurt to have one, right?

[nitidus]

I have to say, it wasn't a priority. But I'm beginning to think my priorities have been misplaced.

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[verification]

I have a rolled-up newspaper I can whack him on the nose with, if you like.

[ You know to whom she's referring. You know. ]

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[nitidus]

I think he means well.

[why is this happening]

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[verification]

Please don't use a vibrator Loki gives you. I can't believe that's a sentence I just had to say, but yeah. Please.

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[nitidus]

I think the general idea is that I purchase one on my own.

[earnedmystripes]

[Let's all pretend someone never saw the whole sex toy conversation so he doesn't have an actual conniption over here.]

happy birthday!!!!!

you should have a cat-themed birthday party :D

[nitidus]

Every day in my house is a cat themed party, Mr. Kotetsu.

[earnedmystripes]

like with streamers and balloons and everything?

[ko....tetsu............]

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[timeframes]

holy shit lalonde

[hey heard you were dreading your cool twin bro potentially reading your shit.

what is the shock for?? she's 18?? The sex toys conversation he can see because its PUBLIC rose!! Public!!!!! The indecency of it all.]

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[nitidus]

[KILL HER. THIS IS HER WORST NIGHTMARE. ]

Avert your eyes at once and pretend that you have saw nothing.

[timeframes]

[AINT EXACTLY HIS PLEASANT DREAM EITHER.]

rose you think i WANT to look at this
trust me id avert my gaze to literally anywhere else if i could
jesus christ and you hound me for some occasional dong related slip ups

anyway dont smoke itll get you teen pregnant or something
remember dare
clearly the only responsible thing to do with your new power is buy fireworks

[wonk]

i hope this isnt like weird 2 say but im kinda w loki and the goth lady on this one

also congrats! proud of you

[nitidus]

You know, I want to be more surprised by this turn of events. But I'm not. I'm truly not.

Thank you, mom.

[wonk]

salutes

can u drive

you should get a car