Jeff "Joker" Moreau (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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maskormenace2015-07-13 10:08 pm
boneitis) wrote in maskormenace2015-07-13 10:08 pm
Entry tags:
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † commander shepard | blasto,
- † d'artagnan | n/a,
- † dipper pines | n/a,
- † edward elric | the fullmetal alchemist,
- † franziska von karma | n/a,
- † garrus vakarian | n/a,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † jeff 'joker' moreau | n/a,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † samara | the justicar,
- † sera | your mum's tits,
- † tachikoma | n/a
Transmission 001 | video
[The vid feed is now filled with the image of a dude in a ball cap with some truly magnificent facial hair. Really, his beard is a sight for the ages.]
I’m just gonna call this a comm check. Testing, one-two-three.
So yeah, hi, my name’s Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau, call me Joker. I’m a single white male looking for--
[The screen is suddenly filled with static, like it's encountered some kind of interference. It slowly clears, showing Joker's annoyed face again.]
--looking for a decent cell connection, for the love of fuck. I dunno what I was expecting from this ass-backward tech, but apparently it's too much to ask for it to actually work right--
[More static. When the feed comes back in, his face is further away because he's holding the device at arm's length, at an awkward angle like he's looking for a signal.]
Okay, before this piece of shit cuts out on me again, if anybody's seen a guy about this tall,
[He presumably gestures to indicate height, but since it’s off-camera it’s exactly zero percent helpful. Good job, Joker.]
perpetually pissed-off expression, can't grow anything more than a five o'clock shadow to save his life, says 'I should go' a lot? Send him my way and keep him away from any and all fish tanks. And if anybody else from the Normandy crew sees this,
[His hand turned into a thumb by his ear and little finger by his mouth in the world’s most sarcastic telephone gesture.]
Call m--
[Static.]
I’m just gonna call this a comm check. Testing, one-two-three.
So yeah, hi, my name’s Flight Lieutenant Jeff Moreau, call me Joker. I’m a single white male looking for--
[The screen is suddenly filled with static, like it's encountered some kind of interference. It slowly clears, showing Joker's annoyed face again.]
--looking for a decent cell connection, for the love of fuck. I dunno what I was expecting from this ass-backward tech, but apparently it's too much to ask for it to actually work right--
[More static. When the feed comes back in, his face is further away because he's holding the device at arm's length, at an awkward angle like he's looking for a signal.]
Okay, before this piece of shit cuts out on me again, if anybody's seen a guy about this tall,
[He presumably gestures to indicate height, but since it’s off-camera it’s exactly zero percent helpful. Good job, Joker.]
perpetually pissed-off expression, can't grow anything more than a five o'clock shadow to save his life, says 'I should go' a lot? Send him my way and keep him away from any and all fish tanks. And if anybody else from the Normandy crew sees this,
[His hand turned into a thumb by his ear and little finger by his mouth in the world’s most sarcastic telephone gesture.]
Call m--
[Static.]