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Sam Winchester ([personal profile] hellunbounded) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-04-19 04:52 pm

002 | VIDEO

[If you've seen Sam's previous communicator message, then you might recognize the room in the recording. The walls are still sparse and the entire room feels empty, in a way that might seem pathetic to anyone else but Sam who has never understood the point of decorating a home, much less ever had one. What is different, however, are the books and texts of all different sizes and quality scattered around - at the foot of his bed, on desk, even his chair. Most of their spines are cracked and their covers weathered, and if you look closely enough, you'll notice that most of the titles aren't in English. Some might be in a recognizable language, and others might only be squiggles and markings to the eyes of most.

Obviously, Sam has taken to his new job as a Religion Professor's assistant quite vigorously. It's a topic that will probably show up in future recordings, but he leaves the subject untouched today. The towering man sits at his desk, hunched over somewhat, but with a firm expression on his face.]


Most of you probably heard of Gabriel and Lucifer. [Here's this gem if you don't remember.] Since I'm from their universe, I felt like I had a responsibility to clarify some things and hopefully help. For those who weren't sure - yeah, they're angels. [He makes a bit of a face.] Not the fluffy kind, either. They're archangels. In my world, they're pretty much invincible and unkillable. [Well - two out of four ain't bad. But Sam isn't about to bring that up, considering he hasn't uncovered a single angel's blade or holy weapon in this world.] I don't know the extent of their powers here, but frankly, I don't recommend testing them. It's probably best just to avoid them, to be honest, until we can figure out how strong they are.

And then... [Sam swallows, something that might be guilt in his eyes.] Well, for those who don't know, Lucifer has been killing a lot of people recently. [It's hard to notice the Devil murdering people, but in case you didn't. He shifts in his chair, opens his mouth to say something, then - seems to rethink himself. He purses his lips, shoulders stiffening, voice tight.] Listen. Don't go after this guy. Just - don't. It won't end well for you.

[He's quiet. Then - ] But if you want to discuss him further, please lock your response on your communicator.
larker: (pic#7697089)

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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-19 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Who has four wings, two thumbs and brought their archangel blade to Heropa?]

You didn't clarify much, now I'm the confused one. Tell me more about these two assholes, Sammy.
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[personal profile] centurybaby 2014-04-19 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you encouraging a network full of superheroes to let a mass murderer keep murdering people?
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[personal profile] centurybaby 2014-04-19 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That might take a fucking while.
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[personal profile] centurybaby 2014-04-19 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I could probably name at least three people with the guns to just take him, right now. Do you even know what kind of powers people have around here?
yourpiecenow: (but you still believe)

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[personal profile] yourpiecenow 2014-04-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[okay she was Done with this shit weeks ago and she is Done right now.]

Let me use small words, so I can be sure everybody understands: if anyone here thinks that small-dick "fallen angel" is in any way, shape, or form more powerful than everyone here? Then they're fucking stupid.

Yeah, a lot of people have shitty powers they don't even know how to use, but the rest of us? We're forces to be reckoned with. I'm not even being vain here. One of us could easily capture him, if we got off our asses and did it. Same goes for his annoying-ass brother.

You can't let some stupid fairytale scare you into doing nothing while he paints the walls with organs. He's just not that impressive. [/r/atheism]
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-19 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me? I haven't done anything that even warrants an arrest or capture. Yet. Tsk.

[Excuse you!]
yourpiecenow: (take your silver spoon)

[personal profile] yourpiecenow 2014-04-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Yet.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-19 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Bitch please, that's called a caveat, a just in case. Good job you don't work for law enforcement or we'd all be up crap creek without a paddle.
yourpiecenow: (I hate to be the one to ruin the night)

[personal profile] yourpiecenow 2014-04-19 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Listen, bitch, you're just about as trustworthy as your brother. Or did you forget how you just straight-up lied for most of your time here?

Just because you haven't killed anyone yet doesn't mean you're not planning on it. Apples, trees. Y'know.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-19 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Feel free to start this, sweetheart, because I'll sure as Hell end it. And ooooh, using a different name. Big deal, I didn't even know that was illegal in your world. Guess I should just hand myself in now.
yourpiecenow: (you don't even see the blade)

[personal profile] yourpiecenow 2014-04-19 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's not illegal. It just means you're a duplicitous bitch.

People who think they're deities are so fucking arrogant. Hide behind your weak sarcasm while you can, babe. Watching you idiots get knocked on your asses will be better than porn.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-19 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you're just trying too hard.

Sorry but you're not from my world, so whatever you have to say on the issue of deities existing or not? Means absolutely squat. And at no point have I even thrown it in anyone's face. In fact I used a different name so I didn't have to even mention the word angel. So try and get your facts straight before picking a fight.
yourpiecenow: (while she searches for the vein)

[personal profile] yourpiecenow 2014-04-19 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my gosh, forgive this one, my Lord! I forgot my place!

Suck my dick. You're not in fucking Kansas anymore, dick. Any all-powerful steamrolling you're used to? Not here. That little boy up there might be pissing his pants over you two, but that's all. Nobody else cares. Maybe seeing your brother in jail will help you see that.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-19 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. [Staring at Madison like just grew a second head. Gross.]

And you're giving me crap for being arrogant? So who're you to have an attitude like that?
yourpiecenow: (damned if I do)

[personal profile] yourpiecenow 2014-04-19 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone who can light you on fire with her mind.

So, yeah. It's not arrogance if you can back it up.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-19 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it? Seriously? I'm being completely seriously when I ask that. You poor, deluded little girl. How about you go running right up to Lucifer- hell, you can even run up to me if you want- and see where that mental pyromancy gets you? I'll even stand still for you and make an easy target of myself.

Spoiler: it won't get you far.
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[personal profile] larker 2014-04-20 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I did go to Jerusalem, for my sins. Spent a night in a cell for that one too. Don't even ask. I was looking for holy oil. Sam, I ain't the biggest fan of dropping bad news, but there's no holy oil here.
yourpiecenow: (her mind's like a diamond)

[personal profile] yourpiecenow 2014-04-20 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
And telekinesis. And transmutation, but that doesn't really mean anything to you. Basically, I can teleport.

I could kill you. And Lucifer. It wouldn't be easy, but I could. So could pretty much everybody else here. I don't know how many times I need to say this before you get it: you're not special anymore. Get used to it, and step aside while the goody goodies here lock up your brother somewhere with very soft walls.

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